David Haye in car crash???

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,:deal

 

Wlad was in London this week

 

I don't know if anyone has ever told you this or if you already do but you belong in the marketing world :deal

 

There are always a few wankers around who think they're hard and want to have a go at boxers. There's been loads of instances of it in the past.

'So what' you might say - Haye could knock them out with ease. That's true, but I'm pretty sure that pro boxers and fighters' hands/feet are classed as lethal weapons in the eyes of the law, and if Haye were to cause anyone serious damage he could wind up in jail for a long time. It's therefore good to have a bodyguard around. A lot of top boxers have them. I know Roy Jones does and he could probably knock most people out without them even seeing the punch.

 

Plus, its not exactly a good image to go around knocking out members of the public.

 

It's refreshing to see someone with common sense on these sorts of things lol

 

:hey

 

I believe boxers are not naive enough to know that sometimes in a nasty streetfight there are a lot more than punches thrown. It only takes a tooled up nutter or a gang to do them damage. Their not superhuman afterall. Hence the bodyguards.

 

this is what audley's boat race will be looking like after the HAYEMAKER lands his big bomb square on audley's chops.

send for the A.A..........AUDLEY'S AMBULANCE

 

take that merc of your face.

 

Sometimes I simply cannot as if I have important business meeting the seat belt will undoubtedly crease my shirt. How ****ing stupid would I look turning up with a creased shirt? The'd laugh me out of the room! Personally if I exlpained that my shirt is crease free and look how I've battered my car, I would be well received. I wear a coat sometimes over the shirt and then pull the belt across. This doesn't work in the summer however.

 

My car beeps incessantly when I dont have my seltbelt on, have to put it on just to shut it up

 

The excuses are rolling in already....

 

Do you know Haye?

 

Even if Haye is half injured he would still destroy Audley.

This is a serious miss match, and he steps in the ring because he knows it is not even close.

This will be similar to Haye vs. enzo in difference in class.