David Haye's New Diet.

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  1. Cableaddict

    Cableaddict Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    ("it never gets old.")

    In the unlikely chance that Princess Haye actually gets a shot at Vitali, I sure wouldn't want him to fare as badly as he did with Wlad. I believe the secret is proper diet!

    So, I submit the following suggestions. Feel free to add your own:
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    Appetizer: Toe-fu salad & chicken fingers.

    Main course: Crow. With a generous helping of has beans.
     
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  2. Zakman

    Zakman ESB's Chinchecker Full Member

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    I KNEW crow would be on the menu! :rofl
     
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  3. Jai C

    Jai C Boxing Addict Full Member

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    His own foot should be the main course, considering all of that noise he was talking.
     
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  4. PolishPummler

    PolishPummler Obsessed with Boxing banned

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    Bull****!

    We all know David loves pes
    This content is protected
     
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  5. cesare-borgia

    cesare-borgia Übermensch in fieri Full Member

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    no potatoes?
     
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  6. Cableaddict

    Cableaddict Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Haggas. - but without the guts or the heart.
     
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  7. silly_illy

    silly_illy Boxing Addict Full Member

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    no Toematoe's?
     
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  8. Cableaddict

    Cableaddict Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    But of course!
    Why else would Haye have surrounded himself with so many toemato cans?
     
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  9. timeout

    timeout Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    As long as they are organic toematoe's.

    Haye likes everything organic!
     
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  10. Marvelous_MNH

    Marvelous_MNH Active Member Full Member

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    Glass toes exist in boxing - it's irrefutable!
     
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  11. dave-slave

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    something tells me that chicks boobies arn't organic.:D
     
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  12. Cableaddict

    Cableaddict Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Large-mouth bass with roasted nuts.


    (this is too easy.)
     
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  13. shaunster101

    shaunster101 Yido Full Member

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    2 slices of toe jam on Toest.

    A toeblerone.

    Toed in the hole.
     
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  14. Cableaddict

    Cableaddict Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Popcorn. (popped in hot air, not oil.)


    Mussels braggadocio.
     
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  15. markq

    markq Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    toe funny!
     
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