Epic Audley quotes

Really?

I thought it was pretty funny. Even they know Audley has no chance in this fight. Them chanting 'Audley! Audley! Audley!' is like a parent saying to his/her child "Awww, bless you. If you think you can win, then you go for it sweetie!"

 

"trussssssssssssss"

 

Why do people find the Audley- Haye press conference so funny? I don't get it. It got really hostile.

 

I found it funny because Audley was winding Haye up by just sitting there.

 

"I remember two years ago I said trust me I going to fight David Haye for the World title.. they said: he's delusional. After the price fight I said I am fighting David Haye for the world title... he's delusional. How am I sitting here now fighting David Haye for the world title!?"

 

This has got to be the funniest **** I've seen yet.

The only thing wouldve made it better is if that little 5'2 105lb brunette with the stretch pants and the support bra halter top, and the sweat and wrist bands wouldve come jogging past him about the time Audley pulls his hatchet from his thermal winter jacket.

Dozens of people jog those trails each day. Maybe hundreds. None of them dressed like they're going ice fishing in Minnesota in January, and none of them carrying a hatchet to protect them from the berry eating 120lb black bears in that area.

 

Harrison has took a lot of **** over the years, he hasn't helped himself mind you and here he is on the verge of winning a world title; something that he has always told us that he would do.

I've watched Harrison intently since the fight was announced, believe me he is up for this fight. As long as he doesn't revert to form i.e. sit back, **** himself and barely throw anything then who knows.

Haye's attitude on the other hand has been one of a person that is seriously pissed about something.

 

''He persevered! He never gave up.''

 

'You think i'm playing? look what i got, look, I got an axe'
absolute gold

:guitar

 

****, I thought it was grizzly bear country the way Audley was going on :rofl

 

Prizefighter not price fight kid

 

Hasn't been grizzly's there in over 100 years. They were killed for their hides.

In the 60s black bears were introduced as a tourist attraction.

The major predator in the area is the cougar, which gets up around 80lbs in that area.

Audley is just one of them people that must be intimated by nature.:rofl