Foreman vs Foreman: Who Wins?

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  1. Addie

    Addie Myung Woo Yuh! Full Member

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    Who wins the battle of arguably the two best versions of George Foreman!? Please explain your reasoning the best you can, taking into account the strengths and weaknesses of both combatants. 12 rounds.

    Combatant I:

    Prime George Foreman wearing a Blindfold being given instructions by Noni ringside through bluetooth.

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    Note: Winona has a very good eye, sporting some of the most impressive vision in the fight game. Her strategic knowledge is second to none. The Bluetooth sets being used are a quality brand, made of solid titanium. Sometimes Noni can become easily distracted if she spots something she likes among the crowd.

    Combatant 2:

    Old George Foreman in Drag wearing a cape

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    Note: Foreman's unconditioned hair is both thick and dry, and therefore is known to cut the opponent in the clinch. In the event she is taking a terrible beating, Foreman's corner men may feel compelled to step in and help, which is an automatic DQ.

    Who wins this battle of the titans? Vote now.
     
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    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    Are you kidding? Foreman in drag with a cape was a sweet, sweet scientist. Powerful, but not relying on that power. He was a cutesy boxer who liked to jab, jab, double the jab, step back, pucker his lips and jab again!
     
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    Addie Myung Woo Yuh! Full Member

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    True, but I think Prime Foreman would have had no problems with Jimmy Young if they fought prior to Zaire. He lost his confidence. Plus, Noni has a better eye and Boxing brain than George did, and she'd be able to give him the appropriate advice. Slip the jab, counter right hand.

    It's a close one.
     
  4. bodhi

    bodhi Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Grow up.
     
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    PetethePrince Slick & Redheaded Full Member

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    :lol:

    What is your avatar?
     
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    Addie Myung Woo Yuh! Full Member

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    Yawn. Maybe next week, I'm on my holiday.

    Care to weigh in? I've been impressed with your Boxing knowledge in the past. What do you see being the deciding factor? Noni's inconsistency or Foreman in Drag's inability to take a punch? She don't like to get hit.
     
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    Addie Myung Woo Yuh! Full Member

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    Looks like Asia Argento.
     
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    bodhi Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    A posing adult actress.


    Clearly a no decision fight. The ref would be afraid to raise the hand of either fighter in fear of the other one.
     
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    Cue George Foreman voice:
    In my mind, "Old Foreman with Parrot" is the greatest fighter that ever fought.

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    Between the rounds, this unbeatable version of Old Foreman is served delicious hot tacos, which provide him more stamina than Marciano himself. Then during the fight, the wise-cracking parrot repeats advice from Angelo on how to land that "one big punch" to close the show, & there is no escaping that "one big punch", all will fall. :deal
     
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    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    More likely some skanky German knockoff there of.


    ...How come my spell-checker is putting a red underline on skanky? Skanky's a ****ing word. Stupid spell-checker.
     
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    PetethePrince Slick & Redheaded Full Member

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    You know when I looked at it before it looked like something photo-shopped. I can't explain it. I guess it's just the angle.
     
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    Addie Myung Woo Yuh! Full Member

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    Thanks. I was thinking this fight could act as a final eliminator, with the winner going on to fight Old Foreman with a parrot on his shoulder with Angelo serving taco's in-between rounds. That would certainly be the acid test.

    How do you see this one turning out though? Maybe it would depend on who was sitting ringside, if they had zipped pockets or not? As I say, her attention span is questionable, but equally so is Foreman in Drag's heart. She has been known to fold under heavy artillery.
     
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    Neither one of these Foremans is the champ until they beat James Page.
     
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    Addie Myung Woo Yuh! Full Member

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    :lol::lol::lol:
     
  15. bodhi

    bodhi Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    It´s not.



    :nono Germany is skank-free. We have morals over here.