Funniest "hating" nicknames?

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  1. chacal

    chacal F*** the new normal Full Member

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    When I search for "Fluff Fury" in this forum I only get 4 post.

    When I search for "Tyson Fluffy" I get 32 pages of posts.

    The nick I remember is tyson fluffy, but as I said it's a very old one, it's not used any more, I would say.
     
  2. Oneirokritis

    Oneirokritis The Scourge of Stupid Idiots. Full Member

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    Mine is probably Aducknis Chickenson.
     
  3. Oneirokritis

    Oneirokritis The Scourge of Stupid Idiots. Full Member

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    I don't know how widely used this was, but a bloke I used to work with always referred to Audley as "Audrey Harrison". It -- coupled with the contemptuous way he used to say it -- always used to make me chuckle. :sisi1
     
  4. cross_trainer

    cross_trainer Liston was good, but no "Tire Iron" Jones Full Member

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    His critics would often refer to him as "Handsome Wlad" (with capitalization), accompanied by the implication that Wlad's fans only liked him because of the weird homoerotic "modeling" pictures he took with Vitali.

    It was a subtle dig for trash talk on a boxing forum. Hit 'em at their strongest point. What are his fans going to reply with? Claiming Wlad's ugly?
     
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  5. cross_trainer

    cross_trainer Liston was good, but no "Tire Iron" Jones Full Member

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    I remember in the Classic forum, the response was "Sonny Quitston," since many of Vitali's critics were Liston fans.
     
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    cross_trainer Liston was good, but no "Tire Iron" Jones Full Member

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    Also, Evanderoid Headbuttfield.
     
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    Fluid Roidweather IV genuinely made me chuckle after the Pac fight.
     
  8. FastSmith7

    FastSmith7 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Not a hating nickname but I'll never stop laughing at

    Knockout CP Freshmart
     
  9. Claw4075

    Claw4075 Ezzard Charles GOAT Full Member

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    LMAO
    Dude you did my favorite fighter dirty :hang
     
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  10. Safin

    Safin Boxing Addict banned Full Member

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    @Jurgen is the godfather of such nicknames. I'm a proud user of "Paint Dry Parker" and "Andy Rice Pudding Jr". Big Joan Fury is another I find amusing, among many others.
     
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  11. Ken Ashcroft

    Ken Ashcroft Boxing Addict Full Member

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    When they introduced Joshua in the bout against Usyk, I was half expecting Michael Buffer to say “ Anthony ‘The bodybuilder’ Joshua”
     
  12. BitPlayerVesti

    BitPlayerVesti Boxing Drunkie Full Member

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    I am a simple man. I enjoy comfortable shoes, and walks on the beach.

    For me nothing beats Dillian Shyte.
     
  13. BitPlayerVesti

    BitPlayerVesti Boxing Drunkie Full Member

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    Or just Evan Fields
     
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  14. BitPlayerVesti

    BitPlayerVesti Boxing Drunkie Full Member

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    Beyonce Wilder is funny, but makes zero sense.

    Wilder only has those legs in his dreams.

    Plus she's a strong independent woman that don't need no man. Whereas I wouldn't want to leave Wilder unsupervised with anything hot or sharp.
     
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  15. deyell

    deyell MOLECULE FROM HELL. Full Member

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    I guess he was sponsored by that supermarket chain. At least his name wasn't Knockout CP Walmart.