I got a months ban on here for asking why you cant link to certain websites - not just1n, the other boxing forums.
I was in a porno cinema the other night. I hadn't been there five minutes when some guy started yelling at me: "Oh, you're a beast, you're despicable!" So I said to him: "Listen mate, we're all here together, you're just as despicable as I am." But then other people started chipping in, shouting stuff like "How do you sleep at night?" and "You're a total disgrace." Next thing I knew the manager was standing right beside me, throwing in his two pence worth as well. I remember what he said to the letter. He said: "In 25 years I've never seen anything like this." So I said: "I know I'm not much to look at but that's a bit harsh, isn't it?" But he wasn't listening, he was just waving his arms saying he was going to "throw me out" and that security was "on its way." At that point I just thought "Oh, I don't need this". So I stood up and said: "**** it, come on kids we're leaving."
That's a belter :good Having followed this thread over the course of the day, I sense I still have much to learn about life on ESB...