Great one-liners used in a corner

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  1. GPater11093

    GPater11093 Barry Full Member

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    To get away from all this crap Khan vs McCloskey talk.

    thought I'd start a fun thread, great one-liners used in a corner

    The other night I fought a sorta cocky guy and my trainer says to me in the last round

    'You better knock this **** out, or I'll end up doing it'

    One of the funniest ones I have heard is, and I cant remember which fight but it was an old one.

    The guy come sback to his corner after taking a bit of a punishing round

    His trainer says hes doing great and hes hardly been hit, and he comes back with

    'Well you better keep your eye on that referee, cause someone's hitting me!'
     
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  2. LP_1985

    LP_1985 JMM beat Pac-Man 3 Times Full Member

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    ''keep popping that jab baby''
     
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    "You're blowing it, son" - Dean Powell.
     
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    royalt0208 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    isfjasifjoasdifgasiodsadiofhjasiofhjasiodfjaiofj

    you listening to me

    dskigfnasdignasgindinas

    :dead

    Yet more great advice from Enzo Calzaghe
     
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    Swim without getting wet
     
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    Pug1list Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Drink the water baby
     
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  7. LP_1985

    LP_1985 JMM beat Pac-Man 3 Times Full Member

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    :lol::lol::lol:

    good shout
     
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  8. GPater11093

    GPater11093 Barry Full Member

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    Have some water baby
     
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  9. LP_1985

    LP_1985 JMM beat Pac-Man 3 Times Full Member

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    :yep
     
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  10. NoCoolFool?

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    From the Interpretor:

    "Pour some water on his balls!"
     
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  11. GPater11093

    GPater11093 Barry Full Member

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    That was Morales or Barrera wasnt it?
     
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  12. lirva

    lirva Boxing Addict Full Member

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    "bruce.. you losin to a man with titties man. you losin to a man with titties"
     
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  13. TBooze

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    He nicked that from Angelo Dundee (Leonard/HearnsI).
     
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  14. cheekyvid

    cheekyvid Detroit, I shall return. Full Member

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    I'm paraphrasing:

    Joe Calzghe vs Lacy: "he can't punch for ****"

    Corrales trainer(Goosen?) vs Castillo putting the mouthguard back in, just before THAT comeback: "you gotta ****in do something out there"
     
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    "Cement the wi *******" Billy Nelson

    But my personal favorite has too be from Brenden Ingle to Steve "Superbad" Barnes

    "This is what happens when you go camping with your dad and dont eat for 3 days":rofl:rofl:rofl
     
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