"Hearnisms" - Name me some!

"If you bought a ticket for this fight youv had it off"

 

'He's not just a fighter, he's a mate.' (about anyone who shows the slightest sign of making it to PPV level and earning Hearn Jr some coin)

 

This one is the truth! Look at the fighters he regards as mates then look at someone like Burns for example he's never mentioned Burns as a mate Ricky was simply brought in by Hearn to cash in on the Scottish market and it all went pear shaped so now he's off touring him around the UK and probably gonna make him a stepping stone for the likes of Campbell and Coyle.

 

''Carls tastes saltier than anthonys but i put that down to a high protein diet during camp''.

 

'good night of championship boxing'

 

"This fella has been in with the best, he hasn't necessarily beaten the best, but tonight <insert name here> dominated him

 

Ha.

 

"No one has ever done this to him like so and so did tonight"

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBw-aEixWuo

 

'you can only play the hand you're dealt'

 

Such a hilarious character!

 

'Final Eliminator'

'We've got Kal yafai on the bill, Luke Campbell, Callum Smith, Anthony Joshua'

'Not only is he my client, he's my friend'

'Mandatory'

'Domestic rivalry'

'This kid is something special'

'Record number of tickets sold'

'Lets build him in his home town'

'Commercially viable'

''Trust me...I'm not a mug, I don't mug people off'

 

'It's completely sold out.'


Errr, no it ain't.

 

Teak tough (insert name of country)

Smarmy *****