How to get taller?

You could try walking into traffic. Natural selection will probably work its way in soon but you could always speed up the process.

 

I grew about 1 inch past age 16... Yer ****ed

 

VG spinach helps height growth, give that a try, you won't see a huge difference maybe just an inch.

 

VG, I heard taking Zinc will help you grow, but don't take my word for it.

You'll probably just have to accept it. Don't worry about it. A lot of dudes will try to test you, but most people are scared inside.

Just don't be a punk. And you can punk them right back.

One of the hardest dudes I know is probably your height, and he's in prison right now, but I guarntee you that nobody ****s with him.

He can fight and he's a ganster. He gets females too because he's a real dude. He makes fake dudes nervous.

Believe, there are a lot of fake dudes out there, especially punk ass mother ****ers talkin about natural selection.

At the end of the day, don't let it bother you, just be thankful you got two hands, two feet, and your health.

 

In Asia they market these pills that are supposed to make people taller. The commercial shows some short chinese dude, and like months later, the same dude (obviously a different actor) is walking with a chick, and he's like Yao Ming tall. Ha ha, i shouldn't laugh. Exploiting people like that is just wrong.

 

HGH mang.

 

Nah that **** just makes your connective tissue grow. People will end up looking at his stocky head and think that he's a real life troll.

 

Some people think that jumping stimulates something that makes you grow... I doubt there's any scientific evidence for it though. Maybe hang off a tree branch for periods of time regularly? Pray extra hard? Visualise yourself as being a big man?

 

This thread is a joke, right? It's hard to tell on the internet. I must have grown tall rather than socially adept or something.

 

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That's what I read somewhere, but maybe you had to take it before puberty.

I can't remember, and I'm not a ****in doctor, so don't take my word about supplements, go do the research.

It's your body, don't **** it up.