IF UKAD ban Whyte

If we're talking about about UKAD, there's probably enough elephants hanging around to kickstart a 4th Punic War.

There's a perception in some quarters that UK athletes are somehow above doping, and that good old-fashioned sleeves-up elbow grease and bulldog spirit is enough to overcome a pharmacy full of PEDs and masking agents. In reality, our athletes across all sports probably dope as much as the rest, and our authorities are every bit as bent and ineffective.

 

I like Whyte, but I am uneasy about this situation, think he is doing what Fury done say nothing and hope it blows over.

We clearly know they have been cheating.

 

It's a mess. The secrecy over it, just like the Fury case and others, helps nobody. He was cleared to fight so why would they change that decision now?

It needs clearing up thats for sure.

 

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I can't believe people buy the Jack3d excuse, he has had gyno for years, he is an obvious roid user, massivle muscles, tons of fat

 

That’s screwed up your YouTube recommended videos for a couple of weeks!

 

Lol a trip down musical memory lane why not

 

Had to Google that. What a lucky unlucky man!

 

From Wikipedia on the guy

"The lightning first hit nearby trees and was deflected into the open window of the truck. The strike knocked Sullivan unconscious and burned off his eyebrows and eyelashes, and set his hair on fire. The uncontrolled truck kept moving until it stopped near a cliff edge."

I mean lmao, you couldn't make that up if you tried!

 

That's like a final destinations scenario

 

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Sounds like my mate’s stag do in 2008.

 

"The lightning moved down his left arm and left leg and knocked off his shoe. It then crossed over to his right leg just below the knee. Still conscious, Sullivan crawled to his truck and poured the can of water, which he always kept there, over his head, which was on fire"

How unlucky must you be when you keep a can of water in your truck to pour over your head when you inevitably get struck by lightning again?


"The lightning hit the top of his head, set his hair on fire, traveled down, and burnt his chest and stomach. Sullivan turned to his car when something unexpected occurred — a bear approached the pond and tried to steal trout from his fishing line. Sullivan had the strength and courage to strike the bear with a tree branch. He claimed that this was the twenty-second time he hit a bear with a stick in his lifetime"

Fair play to the guy. If I was recovering from my 7th lightning strike, I'd just let the bear take the ****ing trout and chalk it off as a bad day.

Edit - wait, who seriously keeps score of the number of times they've hit a bear with a stick?

 

Sure he looked a bit like Dillian Whyte for the Rivas fight after he removed every single trace of hair to avoid it being tested. Perhaps he was on a stag do too and some twat spiked his drink.

 

Whyte, who has pissed hot at least twice, should be wearing a bra. At the 96 Olympics, the UK finished 36th in the medal count. Since then they haven’t been out of the top 10. In the last 3 Olympics, the UK has been in the top 5 medal count. The UK has been notorious for the “horizontal heavyweights” they have produced over the last 100 years.
With the rise in PED use, we have also seen the rise in fortunes of UK heavyweights. Russia, had an insider who exposed the cheating going on. Just a matter of time before someone comes forward with the same info on UK cheating. I, imagine the UK medal count will drop accordingly, along with the fortunes of there heavyweight boxers.