***IT'S THE NIKOLAY VALUEV EXPRESS! Making minute by minute stops at p4p greatness!**

It's been said before..... Niko has chunks of guys like Vitali in his loaf.

He says they taste like bacon.

 

Hey, BoxingFan2010! You only have until January, then you're outdated. A little short-sighted? That same mindset prevents you from seeing the truth about this situation. Valuev is a coward? Tell that to the wild boar he decapitated with his bare hands. Also, please clean up your language. It's offensive.

 

Big, Russian and famous, with fame, money and fans out the anus.

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The express keeps on rollin'.

 

I never saw the Klitschko's work a catwalk like that. Let's face it, Niko just has more crossover appeal. He's the ultimate man. Men want to be like him, women want to be with him.

 

I don't know if they caught anywhere near the true essence of the man on this one:

http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/n/nikolai_valuev.asp

 

I just got back from the clubs and guess who I spotted?

Is this man a player or what?

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Awwww, bro! Dat's so Niko!!!!!!!!!! :silly

 

Valuev KO1 Zoolander

 

One of my pieces is being shown at the Caxap Art Gallery. You can see it here, inspired by among other things, the undying friendship between Marvelous Marvin Hagler and his hero, SNV.

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Legend has it that Niko had taught Hagler to perform the crunkercut on Leonard for their fight, but alas, Hagler didn't want to blind Leonard and be portrayed as the bad guy again. And look what happened. Blind judges. Oh, the irony. Mercy gets you nowhere, some might say. But, Niko was proud that his student showed nothing but Valuevian lilacs and love to a brother.

 

I'm actually working on an SNV tribute video. The great man deserves one.

 

I so envy your ability to make a video. It's an honor for you that you'd be able to pay such a respect to the great one, bare-handed slayer of the wild boar himself. You are on a noble quest, Brother Baj.

 

Men call him the Beast from the East. Women call him all the time.

 

The brother gets so much poon tang, his head is often a different color from his chest and arm. Now, let me tell you, that...is an awful lot of poon and an awful lot of tang that causes that ****.

 

With footwork like Niko's, walking a catwalk is like a walk into the park :happy

 

It's finally ready:

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