***IT'S THE NIKOLAY VALUEV EXPRESS! Making minute by minute stops at p4p greatness!**

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I'm a huge SNV fan!! :happy

 

if andre the giant was still alive a valuev v. andre wrestle spectacular would be a sight to see

 

You know, they had to edit a lot of his package out of this picture, so it wouldn't scare children and many women. And men. And horses, elephants, sperm whales...

 

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Airbrushed. That's the word I couldn't think of. Old SNV has had his package airbrushed to prevent fear so many times it's ridiculous.

 

I read somewhere in boxing magz and DC-comics official sites that Kryptonite is loosely based and served as a metaphor of bad judging and corrupt officials. The three villains in superman II are actually inspired by the 3 judges who scored SNV VS Haye

 

Scintillating post my man.

When seeking truth, one should come to this thread, right quick.

 

Nah, it would be over before it started.

Andre(RIP) would see the sleek, svelt man-building across the ring from him and immediately present his hindquarters like the female wildebeast(no homo). It's just what happens.

 

Dear friends,

Today is the day that boxing world cries...
Not only because of the injury of a great man...
But for the death of a dream...
The dream that SNV would taste the ultimate victory in unifying the HW division...

For it was SNV, who made me the happiest boxing fan I am today...
How I agonized about the perfect way to thank him for that...
Perhaps by cheering very loud at his next big fights...
Or maybe a birthday pie, bigger than the last one...

I hope this sorrow will pass...
And we can all go to a boxing world filled with smiles...
And I will be smiling again as soon as his surgery succeeds...
And when he picks up where he left his HW glory!!

Best wishes with your surgery SNV, and may you come back to the ring!!
Sincerely,

One of your greatest fans!!

 

And everyone said he dominated because of his size? His size is what's putting so much stress on his joints, effectively handicapping him. The fact he was able to accomplish so much is a testament to his athleticism.

 

So true... That's why Valuev should box the 7"3" tall Steve "wonderful human beïng" Arreola. Not only is that the only heavyweight alive who could have a remote chance of making NiKO break a sweat in the first time in his career, but also shows the world that size matters, but it's more important what you do with it! :deal

 

Robney, do you have any more information on Steve Arreola? He's is not on my p4p list but sounds like a strong contender. I want to make sure this list is as accurate as possible so any information would be gratefully received. Here is the current list:

1. "Sugar" Nicolay Valuev
2. Audley "A-Force" Harrison
3. Ruslan "White Tyson" Chagaev
4. David "Hayemaker" Haye
5. James "Lights Out" Toney
6. Evander "The Real Deal" Holyfield
7. Taras Bidenko
8. Dominick "The Southern Disaster" Guinn
9. Nkosinathi "Mabere" Joyi
10. Michael Sprott

(Just missed out: Franz Botha, Floyd Mayweather Jr.)
(Recently Retired: John Ruiz, Monte Barrett, Jean Francois Bergeron)

 

Steve "wonderful human beïng" Arreola is an almost perfect boxer, who didn't box as much yet due to his size and the sheer impossibility to get an reasonable contender... last night he got mentioned as topcondender Adamek's hardest fight to date, but they forgot to mention that the poor guy got blatantly robbed by Australian judges. (always those damn Aussies!).

The man is 7'3", has the wingspan of an albatross and obviously isn't afraid of anybody...

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Don't be fooled by the man's record...

 

People. Get real. We all know that it is a physical impossibility for SNV to get "hurt", or "injured".

I have uncovered a truth. A truth that says, in not so many words, that SNV is making a supreme sacrifice.

His surgery, which will be made with a diamond tipped, adamantium scalpel, (and still only then can it cut if SNV gives it permission)is to take a small piece of himself (his shoulder to be exact)and implant it in the earth. If successfully implanted, all the earth's energy shortages, food shortages, mineral shortages, etc will be no more. All short people will be cured of their shortness.

These are the depths to which SNV is willing to give of himself for the greater good, and there is no good greater than he.

 

This is the only expaination that makes any sense since I heard the news of the so called "injury".