***IT'S THE NIKOLAY VALUEV EXPRESS! Making minute by minute stops at p4p greatness!**

This makes perfect sense and sources close to me report it similarly. I don't think SNV wanted to cheapen this act of astounding generosity by having people think he was just using it to promote the opening of his upcoming cinema release, Teen Wolf 3. It wouldn't be fair to the movie or his co-stars, Grey, Keaton, Henriksen and company.

 

Had it been Valuev in the ring with Adamek on Saturday..the Pole wouldn't have lived to hear the final bell.

 

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Damn that dudes hairy, he has to hack away at his body hair with a ****in hatchet!

 

His level of testosterone is the more than twice that of two adult male Komodo Dragons. Doctors say he is the most scientifically masculine man to ever live on record.

 

Gillette were lying with their "the best a man can get" slogan! Real men shave with hatchets!

On an unrelated note, I recently visited a biased American website about films, to see how these culturally backwards people rate masterpiece Stonehead. The website is called IMDB and this is the link:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1322330/
6.2 stars? Wtf? maybe people think it on scale 1-5. But no, the website states the scale is 1-10. It's clearly manipulated to make holywood films look good. Pathetic. I myself created account on that CIA-ruled website and gave Stonehead 10 marks imminently. I also submitted review of it, it's on there, you can read it.

I ask you all ESB brothers, to go on there and vote 10 marks for Stonehead! If you do not have an account then create one and you can write a review too! Let's vote this film up because it deserves it! Lets do it for Niko! I hope his acting career really accelerates now, Godfather, Teen Wolfs... I cannot wait for them to come out!

 

Also some pictures from the film:
Niko after eating his favourite breakfast: vodka cereal:

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The cameraman had to be placed on a huge tower, as otherwise it was imposiblle to capture Sugar Nikolai's greatness:

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Wow! Niko has pictures of some boxers on his wall! Can you identify them?!

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I have done this and await their approval of my review. You are a 10/10 poster, Lenin. TEN OF TEN! :happy

 

Can that awesome zip-up number from his wardrobe be found on ebay????

 

I'm not sure Butt, have a look yourselft:
http://search.eim.ebay.ru/?Query=zip-up

I'm honoured to hear such praise from the man of truth that is Boxed Ears. It almost feels like being touched by SNV.

And the review is on that film website now! I have to admit, it is brilliant, better than my review. I toned down mine slightly, as I felt that the website is probably heavily censored. Lets hope other users follow, if you don't want to write a review, at least vote 10 stars, brothers! One more thing though, I see East side Boxng has a review of some American film "The Exprandebles", yet I do not see the review of "Stonehead"? This is some shameful discrimination here. Please sort it out.

PS: I took the picture challenge to the classic forum, lets see if them eggheads can play Niko's game

 

I hope this goes through. This is my first video that I've ever edited. A brief look at SNV's masterful technique and application of body punching. Very similar (except much bigger and better, obviously) to Floyd Patterson, Joe Frazier and Mike McCallum. And this comes only from ONE FIGHT! :admin

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Frazier is mentally beaten by the sight of greater bodyblows then his own

 

DISTRUCTABLE! :shock:

 

After seeing this I immediately informed Sugar Nicky V of the video, and he was so pleased that he agreed to host it on his official Youtube channel.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cUX45ODHCU[/ame]

 

I am HONORED that I was given credit for this by my divine inspiration, SNV. :thumbsup Bajingo, you are a gentleman and a scholar. Like a mortal SNV!