***IT'S THE NIKOLAY VALUEV EXPRESS! Making minute by minute stops at p4p greatness!**

I'm sure Haye's missus thinks SNV is a "nice guy" as well. :yep

 

Guess we'll see in, say, 9months

No wonder the Hayemaker's so fired up for A-force

 

Why is Vitali shying away from an SNV fight? It's a dumb question, I know, but all these lists have SNV far below the Klitschkos. I don't understand it all.

 

Chess move. Make 'em think you're weak. Lure a Klit directly in fire of the crunkercut. Damn Terror, haven't you read this whole Express!? :roll:

 

In a word, Anti-Russite racism and bigotry, Terror.

 

It's a Ukrainian thing.

Their cultural psyche couldn't handle yet another biblical-grade domination at the hands of the Tzarists.

 

So, you guys heard about Povetkin "going back to the amateurs", right?

Since everybody keeps ducking SNV in the professional ranks, why not go clean up at the Olympics? He could medal in every weight class at once by allowing every entrant from every nation to attack him at once, and laying them all flat with a single forearm shiver (maybe set up with a quick blinding jab).

 

I don't know if that would be fair to those young kids. Niko respects the youth. He's even said, and I think that it is rather profound, "Children are our future."

 

Think of how many Russian children he could feed with 33 precious metal medals, though (11 divisions x gold, silver & bronze since he would win them all by default).

He could pile them up and smash them into about a villion* rubles.

*(a villion is a googolplex to the billionth power)

 

:rofl Yay Niko!

 

Let's not forget that Nikky was an elite level discus thrower and water polo player in his youth. He could probably dominate and sweep the medals in all other events that involve any combination of athleticism, hand-eye coordination, speed, skill and technique. The only question would be how fast he could get from one event to the next. Answer, fast as ****.

 

Sugar should have his own weight class where he fights bears and rhinos. I think he's earned it. SNV Championship of the Universe, where even Comets and Stars can fight for the title.

 

see, that's what I like most about Sugar. Other than being an exceptionally skilled boxer, he's also very charismatic and witty. Whenever he has a chance he blesses us with a few inspirational words of wisdom like the ones you quoted :happy

 

It's a beautiful idea...

but...

SNV KO1 Halley's Comet.

 

Wrong, Halley's Comet explodes on the way to the ring out of fear after seeing SNV knock out the Great Wall of China in half a round earlier that night.