***IT'S THE NIKOLAY VALUEV EXPRESS! Making minute by minute stops at p4p greatness!**

LMAO. He's already KOed many a boar. This we know.

 

Everytime SNV takes a **** it has to be in outerspace. Hence, the black hole.

 

SNV does not ****. His body works at 137% efficiency. Thats right, he absorbs 37% more food than he eats.

 

I've recived word that SNV is due to fight the legendary ATG Butterbean on the moon for the Super-Uber Heavyweight 300lbs+ Gold, Diamond & Platinum WBA Title of the Milky Way. Don King is said to be very excited at the chance to promote his first outer-space boxing match & expects it will be a $250million Super Fight. Butterbean will have to wear a specially adapted space suit for boxing, but the immortal SNV needs no oxygen or protection from solar radiation & will be wearing his favourite Hammer & Sickle shorts, signed by his old buddy Joey Stalin.

 

So is that why he so big? He doesn't take a ****, but absorbs all his food? It all makes sense now. That's why he has no toilets in his castle. SNL is too cool to have a butthole like the rest of us mortals.

 

Exactly. SNV would see an ******* as a superfluous point of weakness. It would be far too similar to a vagina to have any place on the GOAT/GAOAT. Where us non-GOATs have assholes, Sugar has another chin. This is the primary reason why it would be impossible to KO him.

 

This needs to be bumped while I process the profundity of Davo's wisdom

 

If SNV takes a dump, fruit and vegetables will grow for the next 100 years, solving the problem of starvation :good

 

There is no gravity on the moon, imagine SNV unloading the tornadopunch on butterbean without limits... Butterbean will implode and explode at the same time!! Don King: "Only in America, and on the moon"
:good

 

:happy

SNV KO1 Butterbean.

 

:rofl

 

Africa will forever be in his debt. It must be nice the millions being saved the food they are eating was a product of SNV's feces.

 

My thoughts exactly, brother BG. My thoughts exactly.