Joe Louis vs. Vitali Klitschko

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  1. KOTF

    KOTF Bingooo Full Member

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    12 rounds, who wins?
     
  2. SuzieQ49

    SuzieQ49 Officer Full Member

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    O dear god, what a joy for me this fight would be. I would pay big money to see Joe Louis absolutley destroy Vitali Klitschko. Then see the look on Vitali's face afterwards as he weeps into his brothers arms. How many more years are we going to get this matchup continusely brought up? Well hell, we might as well get some enjoyement out of this mismatch eh? Gosh the funny part would be Vitali trying to stare down Louis prefight in the center of the ring and Louis staring right back into Vitalis eyes saying to himself "Chappie wanted me to work this guy for a few rounds...but he is over there coughing in the corner not lookin to well..and this clown is making goofy faces at me so what the hell I will just end things right away".

    I cant imagine what Louis will do to Vitali when he does that girly paw with his jab then brings his left back into his hip leaving the whole left side of his face wide open. Louis will unleash a devastating right cross and Vitali won't know what hits him...Then he will follow up with a devastating 5 punch combination and TIMMMMBER!! Vitali is down and out! Vitali stumbles up falling aimlessley against the ropes looks at the Referee and says " YESS!! I JUST DEFEAT REAL CHAMPEEION!!" and the referee looks back at him and says "Ahh No, you Lost" and calls off the fight as Vitali is living in La La land.


    Louis walks calmly back to his corner giving Chappie a pound and Chappie says to him "Bigger they are harder they fall eh chappie" and Joe smiles and says back to him "They all fall the same way Chappie. De go down and dont get up!"



    Louis and Chappie then walk back to the dressing room as the Crowd Roars in Approval. Vitali Klitschko could be seen sulking in the corner, his arms around his brother Wladimir, Who had a tear coming down his right eye.


    Louis KO 1 Vitali
     
  3. Manassa

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  4. Woddy

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    I know where my money is going and it ain't on some pretender like Louis.

    Vitali by murder in round 1.
     
  5. OBCboxer

    OBCboxer Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    What SuzieQ said.
     
  6. PetethePrince

    PetethePrince Slick & Redheaded Full Member

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    LoL that was one of the most entertaining posts I have ever said. Maybe I'm a sinner, but I think Vitali has some chance in this fight. Not saying I pick him.

    :lol:

    Best part.
     
  7. KOTF

    KOTF Bingooo Full Member

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    :lol::lol:
     
  8. djanders

    djanders Well-Known Member Full Member

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    This would be Louis against Carnera all over again, only I don't think Vitali would last as long as Carnera did. Louis would stop Vitali before the 6th round...in my opinion.
     
  9. Seamus

    Seamus Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    As much as I laud Louis, this is a bad match-up. VK ain't no 190 lb. Schmeling or 175 lb. Conn. He is an athletic monster, the furthest thing from Carnera who was an oaf. Furthermore, he is a monster who controls distance. And Louis' footwork ain't exactly the stuff of legends. It would take a far more mobile small man to dent VK.

    VK KO8 Louis. Bad match-up.
     
  10. Bummy Davis

    Bummy Davis Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    I like Vitali but this is a tough fight for him. Louis was a fit fighting machine who had late power and was the best power/combo puncher ever.....Louis by a stop of some kind, but Vital in the fight
     
  11. Seamus

    Seamus Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Realize that Vitali rarely loses a round. He controls distance incredibly well, not at all an analogy to those oafs, the Baer's or Carnera. He has legit superheavyweight power, applied in the manner of a boxer not in a Baer swing for fences manner. He is all together a different beast than Louis ever faced.
     
  12. PetethePrince

    PetethePrince Slick & Redheaded Full Member

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    When has Vitali ever fought someone in Louis class besides Lennox which was a close fight? Not Louis class, what about even some of Louis' opposition? Never...
     
  13. dezbeast

    dezbeast Active Member Full Member

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    Oh boy, after reading Susie's thoughts along with those who agree with him. I was kind of reluctant to reply. Let's just say I don't think Louis would win this one.
     
  14. PetethePrince

    PetethePrince Slick & Redheaded Full Member

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    I think about in between what Seamus and Suzie Q say. It would be a close fight. Suzie's hatred for Vitali is quite apparent. LoL.
     
  15. Hydraulix

    Hydraulix Left Hook From Hell.. Full Member

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    My thoughts exactly.