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Kirks Championships: Boxing Predictions 2015

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by kirk, Jan 2, 2015.

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Zakman ESB's Chinchecker Full Member

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Bivol KO
Kudryashov KO
Lebedev UD
Povetkin UD
Chakhkiev UD
Troyanovsky UD
Mohoumadi KO
Smith UD
Obara UD
Lawson KO
Lomachenko UD
Bradley UD

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moparfan ESB's glass jawed fraud Full Member

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Mother ****er!!!!!

What a night

I was sitting on my couch watching television about two hours ago and in my peripheral vision I saw something small and dark fly past about 6 feet away from a chair to the side of the couch I was sitting on. Not knowing exactly what it was I chalked it up to being a bug or something and then after looking in that direction for about 2 minutes a little frog comes flying up and lands on the desk next to the chair, I jump off the couch, it freaks out and it jumps onto the light pole in the corner. Then to the wall, then onto the ceiling then back to the light pole which is an antique I don't want to break it.

Finally it jumps on the curtains and I take a broom and crack the f*** out of it, and it falls behind the couch. I pull the couch out it scampers across the floor towards a desk and its constantly one step ahead of my broom the whole way and behind the desk it goes. I pull the desk away from the wall it hops into the kitchen its seeming slightly impaired from the damage then I smash it a few more times..... it gets to a trash bag sitting on the floor, I smashed the bag a few times hoping it was under it, I pick the bag up its nowhere to be seen and I've lost it again.

So I go and pull a stand I have in the kitchen away from the wall I can't find it. So I turn and look at the stove, I realize that's the only place it could have gone to so I sweep around the stove and it jumps out and right back towards the wall next to the stove, I lean up against the wall to look and its made its way back into the corner.. So I pull the stove away from the wall, I have it cornered and I beat the **** out of it with the broom all the while I'm balancing one of my knees on the sink and the other on a stool
while leaning over the stove.

At this point it looks like a massive rolled up booger in the corner covered in dust. So I sweep it into the dust pan and sit the dust pan down, I turn to push the stove back into place, and this mother****er had rolled out of the dustpan and was hobbling off on one legatsch

So I took the broom and beat the s*** out of it some more and swept it up and threw it out of the ****ing door.:happy

I won.

****ing Florida.
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You needed a broom to kick a frog's ass...??? And yet you can easily KO me with no broom, just hand.....how god damn sorry is my mandible...??? :sad2

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You needed a broom to kick a frog's ass...??? And yet you can easily KO me with no broom, just hand.....how god damn sorry is my mandible...??? :sad2
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It was a tiny little translucent nasty looking son of a ***** like this one.
http://www.factzoo.com/sites/all/img/amphibians/glass-frog.jpg

He had a jaw made of the sturdiest titanium known to man. Far better than Amir Khan's, it was Chuvalo level.:deal

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Pinoy the Zeuge Vs Gutknecht match is back on for 11/21 you should re-add it.

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CST80 said: ↑

Mother ****er!!!!!

What a night

I was sitting on my couch watching television about two hours ago and in my peripheral vision I saw something small and dark fly past about 6 feet away from a chair to the side of the couch I was sitting on. Not knowing exactly what it was I chalked it up to being a bug or something and then after looking in that direction for about 2 minutes a little frog comes flying up and lands on the desk next to the chair, I jump off the couch, it freaks out and it jumps onto the light pole in the corner. Then to the wall, then onto the ceiling then back to the light pole which is an antique I don't want to break it.

Finally it jumps on the curtains and I take a broom and crack the f*** out of it, and it falls behind the couch. I pull the couch out it scampers across the floor towards a desk and its constantly one step ahead of my broom the whole way and behind the desk it goes. I pull the desk away from the wall it hops into the kitchen its seeming slightly impaired from the damage then I smash it a few more times..... it gets to a trash bag sitting on the floor, I smashed the bag a few times hoping it was under it, I pick the bag up its nowhere to be seen and I've lost it again.

So I go and pull a stand I have in the kitchen away from the wall I can't find it. So I turn and look at the stove, I realize that's the only place it could have gone to so I sweep around the stove and it jumps out and right back towards the wall next to the stove, I lean up against the wall to look and its made its way back into the corner.. So I pull the stove away from the wall, I have it cornered and I beat the **** out of it with the broom all the while I'm balancing one of my knees on the sink and the other on a stool
while leaning over the stove.

At this point it looks like a massive rolled up booger in the corner covered in dust. So I sweep it into the dust pan and sit the dust pan down, I turn to push the stove back into place, and this mother****er had rolled out of the dustpan and was hobbling off on one legatsch

So I took the broom and beat the s*** out of it some more and swept it up and threw it out of the ****ing door.:happy

I won.

****ing Florida.
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What the f, if u scared of a frog, kill it then claim that as victory? , damb no wonder yo family disown u fool, ur family probly works the swamps laughs at yo dumb ass, come to Australia see the kinda mother****ers that can destroy you in one bite.

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What the f, if u scared of a frog, kill it then claim that as victory? , damb no wonder yo family disown u fool, ur family probly works the swamps laughs at yo dumb ass, come to Australia see the kinda mother****ers that can destroy you in one bite.
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I wasn't scared of it, I just wasn't expecting to see a frog fly past at 2 in the morning. The son of a ***** was elusive as hell, but that's far from the worst thing I've found in my house, I've had to kill snakes and a scorpion that got in to name a few others.

Thankfully I have no family in the swamps, nor do most people in Florida, we all live in the suburbs or gated communities.:thumbsup

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****in Floridians thinking they hardass

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Geebox said: ↑

****in Floridians thinking they hardass
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We had 981 Murders in Florida last year that's like 4 times as many as the entire country of Australia. Your goddamn right we're hardasses.:nod

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Maybe we learned to just get along.

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It's a work in progress

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Geebox said: ↑

Maybe we learned to just get along.
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Never heard of that concept.:smooch How does that work?

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A lot of of times I like to just mess u up, in this ide like to find a common ground, ok so the big pick is cuella over Troy. Why?
Cuenca displays the ability to adapt, Troyanovsky shows power, but is telegraphed, I see Cuenlla winning it but gets shorted on the cards.

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Geebox said: ↑

A lot of of times I like to just mess u up, in this ide like to find a common ground, ok so the big pick is cuella over Troy. Why?
Cuenca displays the ability to adapt, Troyanovsky shows power, but is telegraphed, I see Cuenlla winning it but gets shorted on the cards.
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I think Cuenca boxes Troyanovsky's ears off from round 1 to 7 or 8 then gets caught goes down and stays down. Troya's power is real and tested against some decent comp, unlike Yang's which was average against only so so comp.

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Hence I chose Troy over Cuenlka

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Hence I chose Troy over Cuenlka
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How about Chakhkiev vs Afolabi? How do you see that going.

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