**** Kirks ESB Championship 2012 ****

This reminds me of a late night conversation I had with my gf over the phone.

She(calling late at night): What are you doing
Me(actually watching a tv series): I'm watching a movie.
She(trying to be sarcastic I believe): Porn ?
Me(a bit pissed of by her insinuation): Yeah, I'm watching this big ass girl dripping wet on this big ****, she really moves well. You should write down the name a google it.
She: Ewww, you pig
Me(a little satisfied for getting back at her): We'll you asked...

 

If I had a GF doing that I would politely ask her to **** off :hat

But yeah, im not sure if thats healthier either :yep

And not only the hald naked men thing can look suspect, boxing talk is can too:

"How did X look"?
- "He was in Y´s ass all night long"
:shrug

 

:rofl

 

will ask my 2 ex wives to like your page tomorrow
but they cannot wish you a happy new year
otherwise my sex life at home is in serious jeopardy for the next 2 weeks
will ask some friends too
what's the benefit of 25 likes

 

tomorrow while at work i will send a shitload of facebook messages and text messages on phone to my friends and ex-girlfriends with the request to like your page
will be hectic
because we are starting the year closure of our accountancy
you should have your 25 at last at the end of this week
my daughters i can't ask
they are veganists and despise all violence
let alone liking a boxing webpage