Sopranos was hells funny. But not in the conventional way. one particular line that always cracked me up was when Uncle Junior slipped in the shower and hurt his leg - he goes "awwwww sister's ****!!!" :rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl i always say that now when something bad happens
You never laughed much during The Sopranos? :huh I'll see out the season of The Wire. I've been told it gets better.
It's a crack up hey. How about when Paulie's talking to Tony when he's in his coma. "I used to be strong, my arms had definition. I even got offered to pose for the boxers monthly magazine. Now look at my arms. Saggier than an old lady's ****." Only Sopranos could pull off **** like that. Ralphie was another funny ****. He brought a lot to that show.
"A guy asked me to pose for the boxing magazine. He was half a *** but i was flattered none the less" :rofl:rofl:rofl
Wasn't planning to post on this thread but when I read this I couldn't help myself. OZZIEBATTLER RUN, RUN AS FAST AND AS FAR AS YOU CAN!!! When I met my wife 10 years ago I fell for her hard, those long atheletic legs just needed to be wrapped around my head.... I believe it's every mans right to become fat and lazy with age but the problem is that my wife is a personal trainer. She also bashes my ear about being a role model for our three kids and that running a personal training business means her husband needs to look healthy, even if he is at home doing the books. Now, were she to be obese.....
Okay bored, so here is an update of my weekend. Went out Friday night to meet up with this chick i have been keen on. She always plays hard to get, but i finally hooked up with her last week and she was messaging me through the week to come and see her at GPO. Showed up on Friday with a couple mates, who were already ridiculously drunk. Started on this massive bender, and sure enough she came along. I was talking to her for the first 5 minutes and everything was going well. Then i got introduced to one of her friends and started having a dance with her, very innocent mind you. She got cut and decided she wasn't going to talk to me after that. So i just ignored her the whole night, sick of the games, and decided to just have a massive bender. Met up with a girlfriend of mine who was keen to hook up, had a bit of a kiss but i couldn't get her to come home with me. So we just went back to a mates place and kept going. Had an hours sleep and then went to work. Felt alright considering, no hangover or anything, as i had been drinking heaps of water.... More to come
Finished work at 1, and then went and picked up my son. It was supposed to be my weekend off, but i decided to take him to the park. Finished up around 5, dropped him off with the ex and then went back around to a mates house. Started on the **** very early, keen to pick myself up. Went out, and started the whole thing all over again at GPO. I saw a heap of people i hadnt in ages, having a great night. All of a sudden i walk on the dance floor, and this girls friends from the other night come up and start dancing with me. I go to get a drink and one of them grabs me and whispers in my ear to come back and play... So i lent over and started kissing her, and said i would be back in a sec. Went and got more booze, then came back and continued where i left off. Sat down on one of the dance floor lounges, and she was rubbing me up and down. Next thing, the best friend sits beside me and starts doing the same thing. So i lean over and kiss her, and then the first girl again. I sit back, and neither of them are bothered... In my mind i was doing cartwheels. Bingo!! So i am just chilling out on the dnace floor for about an hour, hooking up with both these girls at the same time. I am gettitng very tired though (yeah right haha) and said we should probably get going soon. They look at each other and go in the corner and start whispering furiously. They get back and ask me what the plans are... I say it would be stupid for them to split up, you never know what might happen. they should both come with me. They laugh and whisper some more, and keep throwing questions at me. They seem unsure, but i tell them that they are both too hot for me to choose just one, its not fair haha. Eventually they say YES, they will do it. I am totally stoked, so i run around trying to tell as many people as possible before i go hahaha. More to come...
How do you go that long without sleep? I dont sleep well or even that much, but **** i get crabby at work without enough sleep.
Anyway, i go to leave and apparently the first chick left, she got cold feet. I was gutted, couldn't believe it. Still, the other one took me home, paid for my cab and we f*cked a couple times. I woke up early and just went to the nearest train station. Got a lift to a mates, and started playing a bit of still drunk tennis haha. Best thing was it was absolutely pelting rain, so the ball was almost unplayable, and it was freezing cold. Fnished up around 2, and went over to the Normanby for a sunday session. Met up with my hair dresser, who i know is keen for me. She was trying to be a real b*tch to me the whole day though, and wouldn't stop paying me out. As i went to leave, she tried to give me a kiss.... I was THIS close, but had a change of heart. She had just broken up with one of my best mates, and it wouldn't have been the right thing. So i left back to my mates place, and we smashed some red whilst going through the redtube archive. Passed out around 12, and woke up late for work.... Rushed around like a chook with its head cut off, and came to work, feeling very very sorry for myself. Massive weekend, i was absolutely dead all day. I just slept during my lunch break, as i probably only got few hours between Friday and Saturday...
Anyway, thats it. I am getting my camera back this week, so i will see if i can take photos to go with the stories from now on.
I always do it mate, i'm used to it. I always hate myself why i am here though, but i manage to pull it together pretty well. I've toned thigns down a LOT, i was doing this 3-4 nights a week at one stage. Spending WAY too much money, and killing my body most prob. Saving myself for the weekends now.
GPO hey? Haven't been there for years. I'm pretty well off the scene- I prefer to go to the Brekky Creek for a nice steak and some beers on a sunday, or maybe Birdy Num Nums on the odd occaision during the week to get a bit pissed and perve on backpackers. I live with my girlfriend (bout to move out in a week :good ) so my social life is pretty dead, that and I go to uni full time and work the other days I'm not at uni.
MSTR i head to the Normanby every now and then for sunday sessions. How often do you go? I go to the GPO aswell, it never use to be my scene but im pretty casual and will do anything these days.
Normanby session would good if your ever keen. To be honest, i don't GPO would be for many of the people on these boards. Full of pretentious girls and guys, and a really young crowd. I'm only 22, and i would be one of the older crowd there now. You probably would feel out of place. I just go there for the S L U T S Yeooooowwww.... I used to go to Normanby all the time, but have toned it back a bit. I was saying to my mates though we should look at doing it once a month again. Its good because you can start reasonably early, and then finish earlyish as well and be okay for work.