If you ever find a girl desperate enough to go out with you, you'll most likely get battered for looking like a Peado.
Look posh boy. I don't care how rich your Daddy is, or how many times you flashed your dick to BBall on Skype, I will come to your Mansion, knock you out and butt**** your neighbours. ****** punk *****.
You wouldn't be able to get past the electric gates you weak ***git. Let alone open the doors n **** you weak ass skinny punk.
I'd just get some stilts and walk in like a giant perverted goon. Your family would let me right in, thinking I was some long lost cousin.