Michael Grant "Unify or Die by 2012" Express

"unify or die!!!!!"

 

Grant would BRUTALLY KO Adamek in a rematch GUARANTEED.

It's a well known fact that Grant was drugged before the fight with "yellowcake" in his purple grape drink.

 

God damn straight!

But tonight, Grant's coming back!
He don't care who he hurt!
He'll shovel by the mouthfull
Till Fields is covered up with Dirt!

Unify or Die, There is no Try!
Grant Undisputed, 2012. Bet on it, bitches.

:deal

 

Can't this just be the 'Unify, Die or Peacefully Retire Next Loss' Express instead?

I know it's not quite as snappy, but I think I'd be more inclined to take a ride.

 

That's a risk you'll have to take. If Grant loses tonight, I will take my own life. I'm prepared to die for what I believe in. Count on it.

 

Well I'm actually hoping he lays out Fields and ends the joke there once and for all.

Although Fields seems a nice bloke too. No Tye Fields Express?

 

Brother, I was there at Lewis/Grant! I did not see any ****. Clearly, you have issues. At no point does Lewis drop his trunks and try to hump the man after he clubbed his head. You think of "****" often?

 

Can I come?... we'll make it a party. I have cyanide pills and kool-aid (just incase).

 

Feel free to start one...

I wish you luck, but damn, my life is on the line here. I can't help you.

 

Awesome, just what I was thinking of.

I don't think we will need it, but we got to show the people we are for real.

I'll pm you the secret meeting spot. Going to be a wild party, lots of horny girls ready to get it on incase this is the END. Just a warning, don't try to leave early! Snipers are positioned in all directions...in case....eh you know..some people on the Express have second thoughts.

 

Sounds cool man... I'll be there at like 7.

Just so you know, if we get wasted and menage e trois a chick before brutally killing ourselves (if Grant loses)... try not to cross swords...

God doesn't like any gay **** and I wanna get into heaven bro.

 

Remember that time the former light heavyweight Adamek beat this guy? That was hilarious.

 

He was drugged. :twisted:

And I had Grant winning by like 7 rounds anyway so...

 

That's the only thing remotely true in that post. But then again, this is a joke thread so who gives:blurp

 

Amen.

Also, if I should fall tonight, keep the Funky Bert Cooper Express alive, brothers!