Mike Tyson at the zoo

I consider myself pretty normal, and cautious really but I don't like c*nts who want to big themselves up from the safety of their pc and then have their rectums fall out when someone obliges them.Can we return to something more current and interesting?

 

Oh, in that case it all makes sense.

 

Nicolai Valuev also has a rather primitive look.

 

Well I'm heavily paraphrasing now, from my cruddy memory, but as I recall the woman drove halfway across the US with her posse and met the dude in a park with his posse. Apparently the park was too soft so they moved it to a cement parking lot

The chick was a kickboxer, I saw some of her vids and she actually looks pretty useful. The dude apparently weighed like 120lb soaking wet and did something useless like Aikido. Suddenly he wasn't keen to throw down when face to face. So some roided guy (who wanted to move the fight to the concrete in the first place) in the guy's posse sucker punched the female, and some skinny guy in the girls posse tackles the roidhead, grounds him onto the cement and pounds him.

The end.

The guy and the girl originally scheduled to fight, did not do so.

Like I said, these things rarely work out as planned.

 

He doesn't really. Way too tall.

 

True, Neanderthals were short. So it's not his tallness that adds to that impression. It is the receding Neanderthal like forehead and apelike hairiness on his shoulders. I share that same hairiness actually.


BTW

There was a giant ape Gigantopithecus reaching twelve feet tall who lived alongside humans.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigantopithecus#/media/File:Gigantopithecus_v_human_v1.svg

 

Heeeyyy. I recognize that Gigantopithecus ... some of the guys I was at school with were of that species.

 

Some people suspect that all the sitings of Big Foot and the Himalayan Abominable Snowman are actually of this giant ape which has managed to survive in isolated regions far from human contact. There is no genetic connection between it and humans.

 

I think they have relatives in the WWWF