Discussion in 'British Boxing Forum' started by Jurgen, Apr 29, 2021.
How the **** did Chris Eubank Jr. find his way back on to pay-per-view ?
Fighting only the best too, Marcus Morrison, "return of the mack"
Jones hammering Katie and announcing her contract with Queensbury would be great sport
Because Eddie is desperate, he is getting slaughtered for these PPV's.
So he needs to fill these cards with "names" to try and justify them.. so he can keep reeling off "names" in interviews.
It's like Like we are back in 2010.
Anyway, as for Jr, well Eubanks Jr needs the monies, he isn't a baby and his career is passing him by, Eddie needs names, so it's a marriage of convenience.
Hearn was talking Hughie Fury Vs David Price last week, like it was a good fight, it's bizarre, Hearn has stretched himself with these PPV commitments like Kell Brook stretches himself on holiday.
Hearn is talking Amir Khan Vs Benn, really pushing it, this is obviously the new strategy, old names, fighters with some name recognition and then fill up his PPV commitments with Sky until he moves to DAZN.
Because reeling off Teri Harper, Shannon Courtenay, Campbell Hatton, Conor Benn and others just isn't gonna cut it and Hearn knows it.
So he needs anybody with a "name".
Great fight for Campbell Hatton roars Eh Day Hearn
Man City v Stockport County Eh Day
If Hearn wasn't born with that silver spoon he would be selling double glazing to incoherent pensioners who don't know what day of the week it is.
Hearn literally has ZERO SHAME.
You'd think after he made a lorry load of money to top up his Daddys wealth he would be a little less of a Moby.
The rage in me right now, I've frightened myself
Or be selling cars, and when a pensioner goes in for a nice boring 1.4L Fiesta...
Then you are sat lauhing at the two old gimmers in a Fiesta ST that does 0-60 in 6 seconds and has the stiffest suspension known to man.
He would be the **** selling it to them
I recently met someone who was laughing about how in the late 90s he sold warranty's on electrical goods to old ladies who didn't understand what they were paying for. I really wanted to go full Kugan at Patel on him but I was under his roof at the time and figured that decorating his magnolia walls wasn't the best option!
Not quite sure where that came from! I hate the Hearns, that's all I can say!
Talking of dodgy salesmen, David Haye's saying he guarantees Chisora scores a knockout.
Just like when he fought Usyk.
Just like the second Whyte fight.... actually there was a KO in that, I remember Haye in the ring standing over an unconscious Chisora.
Does anybody know if Matchroom cheerleader Tony Bellew has predicted his standard "Chisora by KO" yet?
"I think the improvements you have made have been incredible" Hearn tells Chisora.
Yeah, there it is, the new and improved Chisora, Chisora Mk 2 .... just like Chisora Mk 1 .... but older .... and richer .... and pay-per-view through and through.
I think we are on Mk 11 now
Chisora chose to act the good guy this time, maybe he knows this PPV is a hopeless situation, and only the hardcore Matchroom FC mugths will turn out for this no matter what ..... or possibly him and Parker are cooking up a drama for the weigh-in.