Pavlik apologizes for terrible decisions

tis true that chappie dog foods ltd have just inked a £8.42m sponsorship deal to sponsor the magnificent team elite brand during our touring lectures :deal



there a number of details that applications must comply with for the position of team elite leader at our brand new south african headquarters


- a vcash total of 500 + is essential, an applicant must know the importance of cash and continually mock anyone with a lower vcash total as a 'shemale deep throater' :deal

- all team elite corporation leaders must have a minimum of 11 inches on the slack with an impressive gurth measurement. chief team elite secretary GG will test this on the front desk by checking how far she can go down your shaft on an attempted deep throat atsch

- you must be a wonderfull, charasmatic public speaker in the ilk of bobby davro, phillip scholfield, noel edmonds, and jim bowen. any rough edges on your public speaking will be ironed out and enhanced by professor I C Chins, because when the prof talks, the world stops and listens :happy

- you must be able to see through the brainwashing bull**** that is continually spouted in ring comic and on HBO. you must be able to see an american hype job before they get brutally exposed - team elite saw straight through the likes of pavlik, taylor, mosley, alexander, lacy, jones, judah, tarver, jacobs, and dawson etc and declared them disgraceful hype jobs whilst dumb, gullable, narrow minded americans were busy reading they're ring magazines and swallowing the brainwashing bull**** they watched on HBO :dead:dead :-(

- the applicant must be able to speak in a deep south african accent, the accent will be tested by bailey, with the applicants needing to recall key words - "graaaham hiiiick" "alaaan lamb" "alaaaan donaaald" "duuuurban" "corrieeeeee sannnnders"





the salary for the leader of the durban team elite headquarters is $37.9m per anum, with an annual 8.61% rise

perks for the job include free use of 46and0's luxurios £402m yacht, free annual membership of baileys world class spanish golf course, free access to any of joe boxers 17 michelin star restaurants throughout the world, and access to the phone numbers in my celebrity ****book that boasts a bevy of A-list celebrities such as selina scott, roseanne barr, jan leeming, lulu, madge bishop and many many more.

 

^

 

:rofl

How can I refuse such a generous offer? Again, I'm going to have to print this off and consume the glut of mind-boggling information at my leisure.

However, upon a quick perusal, it seems I meet all the requirements stated. :happy

But tell me this, wasn't there a dust up between Edmonds and Davro at last years' Team Elite Awards bash? The word on the street is the their differences were irreconcilable.

I am astonished that you have managed to secure the services of Professor I C Chins. I know for a fact that he demands big money for speaking engagements, particularly after his recent Nobel Prize for Biology nomination due to his discovery that Glass Jaws actually exist in Boxing. atsch

I think we should meet this weekend over an ice cold glass of dandelion and burdock to iron out the financials.:deal

 

hell no he doesnt. fool me once shame on you...fool me twice...fool me three times...

i have no expectations whatsoever for kelly. i hope he pulls it together in and out of the ring but who knows if that will happen. i don't know him and never will so for all i know he is as depraved as dicky ecklund was when he was slurring about a comeback.

i'll be pulling for him but...

 

correct, last years team elite awards ceremony was a rip-snorting success, pulling in a record 9.7m pay-per views on the primetime channel. behind the scenes, it was marred with trouble though after a huge bust up at the vip no expences spared team elite buffet when edmonds took the last scoth egg, leaving davro in a fuming rage as it was edmonds 4th scotch egg and davro hadn't had any. the 2 have not spoken since and edmonds is threatening to boycott this years prestigeous ceremony atsch


securing the services of professor I C Chins was a huge coupe for team elite, he is on top dollar at team elite make no mistake about that. 46and0 has fantastic links in the 'chin world' due to his chinchecking connections and after 16 hours of negotiations, the pair dotted the I's and crossed the T's on a lucrative 3 year touring deal that see's the professor take a 1 hour seminar after every team elite lecture :happy


we shall send the team elite private jet over on saturday morning to pick you up outside cheadle community centre and we will fly you into the moscow headquarters where myself, bailey, and joe boxer will attempt to thrash out a deal to secure your services on a 6 year contract. Joe Boxer has just been in touch and he already has a vintage decanter of the finest dandelion and burdock chilling on ice :cheers:grouphug:cheers

 

The Ghost Will be fine! If Anything he will still Party, Train, And Fight some good fights that will make US TRUE FANS happy just to see him in the ring Knocking Mother****ers Out!

As I said before. The man was as successful as he was before when he was drinking and whooping Zungia, Miranda, and Taylor's Ass. Imagine a 100% Focused Kelly Pavlik in the ring! He would be like a Train that cant be stopped!

 

Fantastic post, Alien.

 

Sensational news. It's an honour and a privilege to have you on board, GJE.

After the disgusting, immoral perma ban of esb legend 46, and temp bans of other Team Elite & Chinchecking titans, the standard of posting in the esb General dropped like a ****in stone - Lewis-Vitali, Hopkins-Calzaghe, James Toney news threads et al began to pop up at a more alarming rate than ever.

Hopefully Team Elite and The Chincheckers can again find the time to get some serious discussions going and make a hasty return to pwning the esb fanboys, attention whores, spastics and cross dressers of all ages & nationalities.

 

One more alias to add to the ignore list. I swear I have 60+ names in my ignore list but probably only 3 or 4 actual posters that keep coming back with alias.... get a life guys.
atsch

 

there simply is no stopping team elite. ***boys, shitmunchers, pussywipes and shemale deepthroaters beware, TEAM ELITE is here to shove 11 inches of prime cockmeat down your ignorant throats until you see the error of your vile ways :happywned:vonnecunt:hammertime:grouphug

 

your the only troll around here helmet, with your obsessive fanboy views and ignorant brainwashing denials :deal

 

I used to like Kelly, but... this is getting pathetic.

Like Floyd said: "Showing is better than telling".

Show us, Kelly.. don't tell us.

 

What a real privilege to welcome an expert on glass into Team Elite :happy:happy.
I can see the level of posting on ESB going through the roof with this news

 

He admits he ****ed up, good.

But where are all the haters saying that it was all Bute's fault that Pavlik pulled out? People like BatTheMan and JoeAverage????? they're probably somewhere hiding, something they'll do in the next years also.

 

Ok So you heard...

**** is crazy, I hope we are wrong and he is able to fight a few fights and live a healthy life.