Predict Fury's next 18 months.

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  1. BCS8

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    drinking snorting eating threatening to run over Usyk like a mack truck drinking some more getting bailed out of jail drinking snorting threatening to destroy usyk and his entire family drinking threatening to destroy ukraine snorting drinking no man from his mother drinking retirement
     
  2. Sugar 88

    Sugar 88 Woke Moralist-In-Chief

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    Plenty of that 18 months spent in Spoons I'd imagine.
     
  3. MaccaveliMacc

    MaccaveliMacc Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Well, Fury's a drunk and a cokehead, nothing new under the sun.
     
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  4. senpai

    senpai Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Yeah, maybe guys like you giving to much credit to Usyk for beating boxer like that. :zpong:
     
  5. MaccaveliMacc

    MaccaveliMacc Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Being a drunk and a cokehead, Fury is still 1 of 2 best heavies of this era. Usyk defeated the second one too, so... He's the king and deserves all the credit in the world.
     
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  6. Joy_Rones

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    Don't get me wrong I ain't judging. I also drunk a lot when I was younger. But I would throw up and partially sober up way before getting to that stage. I don't understand how it's physically possible lol.
     
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  7. MaccaveliMacc

    MaccaveliMacc Boxing Addict Full Member

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    You need to drink real fast, haha.
     
  8. hobby rider

    hobby rider Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Good to see they’ve found some more footage of Round 9
     
  9. CST80

    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    Lots and lots and lots of....
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  10. spravedlivylev

    spravedlivylev Haaaappy Neeeew Yeeeear! banned Full Member

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    The next 18 months: more stories like this about boozing and snorting the gak, weight gain, all the while posting on social media how the ugly little s**thouse Ukrainian sausage didn't beat him, but he lost a popularity vote with the judges due to the Ukrainian war. Paris gets pregnant two more times, Fury breaks both ankles, postpones the fight three times, challenges the Teletubbies for a mud wrestling match, then challenges Jon Jones for a cage fight. Jones accepts, Fury responds, 'f**k off, dosser, I ain't no cage fighter, you are scared to face me in a boxing ring', then talks about mental health problems and bullying again, so he retires, then returns, then he retires again, then returns again, then retires again, then returns again, then retires again. He does this a few more times, then, already at 450 lbs, starts a celebrity cooking show with Marco Pierre White where he basically does nothing but eats the food Marco cooks and balloons up to 500 lbs. This will be made into a Netflix documentary where he shares more sob stories about bullying and metal health, then, finally finding his true calling, he starts a second-hand car dealership which quickly sinks due to fraudulent activities and scams.

    Something like this.
     
  11. MorvidusStyle

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    It's possible but he's likely not taking two KO losses to AJ, his pride couldn't take that.
    I would be surprised if Fury fought AJ if Usyk beats him convincingly, definitely if he stops him.
    I think Fury would have to perform well in a loss to fight AJ, otherwise he might retire after Usyk 2.

    And if he loses once to AJ he'll probably retire.

    There's a small chance he goes into trainwreck nihilist mode and just starts getting in there with everyone and trying to bang them out, winning some, losing some, not caring about his record anymore. That would be pretty interesting actually.

    Funny how people would criticise him for making excuses he's shot now when the same people would defend Lewis for retiring at 36 and telling us how Tyson was gone by that age and so on.

    Yeah, Fury is past prime now, he's allowed to say it. So is Usyk. But Fury older than AJ, don't forget that.
     
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  12. African Cobra

    African Cobra The Right Honourable Lord President of the Council banned Full Member

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    Easy this is the future:




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  13. Guerra

    Guerra Well-Known Member Full Member

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    I hope for him he doesnt spiral out if control and becomes a fat addicted slob again.
    Just clear your mind, stick to training and get ready for the rematch.
     
  14. Vegan Beast

    Vegan Beast Grandpappy Ortiz Full Member

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    June-August - Slamming pints and eating crap
    September time - He'll get bored of that and decide to start training again and lose a bit more weight. He'll take it seriously once he's gotten his pain from defeat out of his system.

    December 21st - In a very tough fight Usyk TKO's him late on.

    We wont hear from him until jan/feb time where he'll go on a drunken rant about how he's the GOAT and go through something similar to Deontay Wilder after his defeat.

    He'll then announce retirement.

    He'll spend a few months getting drunk and high.

    Then sometime next summer/autumn we'll get Joshua vs Fury announced for Christmas 2025.
     
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