Read em and weep

Definitely one of my favourite forum posts.

Can literally smell the tears as he bashed his sausage fingers to type this.

 

Meet me in Reading today

 

Lol, what's wrong? You been exposed as a sad little Norman bates, nothing like your YouTube clip. Lol, could smell the ****e when tibbs exposed you.

 

If you both arranged to meet in London and needed an impartial third party to confirm both people were on their own, I'd be more than happy to oblige.

Would have been fine with it in Chelmsford before I moved (used to live in Thurrock) but that's too much of a pain now

 

No chance uncle vester would turn up, look at the state of him, about 4 stone overweight with big dark unhealthy circles around his eyes, uncle vester looking ****, you couldn't hit him for laughing at him.

 

Thurrock? One on Es***'s less desirable areas!

It has run it's course now terry has admitted he never turned up in the first place.

 

Listen, you're a cry baby whinging about some slags getting cancer whose entire forum existence is dedicated towards getting my attention.

Your life is as worthless as your mum's existence.

 

Lol Ffs, Norman no mates, who's bashing there computer now with their sausage fingers? Lol,

You're great value for it. I don't want you banned from this forum you're good for it.

 

You can have my attention on your normal account when you find the courage to tell us who you are.

Until then you can sit at your mum's bedside crying your eyes out like the little ***** you are.

 

This is my one and only account, no one is as sad as you, keep digging and making a c unt of yourself, Norman, I here friends are your kryptonite.

 

I am game for that mate

 

http://youtu.be/cNDRMuc7usY

 

Why has Solaris gone quiet lol?

 

Take PaddyGarcia up on his offer. Instead of bickering over a number of accounts (very confusing on both sides) Meet up. No excuses. Settle your differences like men and shake hands. Aint hard...

 

I agree mate