The BBC are looking for Ricky Hatton fans for an exciting new show. For information and an application form e-mail: bbcfans@bbc.co.uk The BBC are holding auditions NOW, so get in touch to be sure you don't miss your chance for a potentially exciting opportunity!
First question for you Betty Swollocks.... First of all Wicky, I think you are a bit of a fraudulent ****. Can you please explain why you feel the WBU is a world title, why you ducked Junior Witter for seven years, and why you keep making excuses such as having a cold for crap performances..... and also what you were thinking whilst Floyd Mayweather whipped your ass?
"Well Betty, thanks for the question, Ricky Hatton's answer is that Ricky Hatton..."{sound of explosion from across the studio, smoke drifting across shot, cut to test card}
He's finally been committed after wandering into the middle of a highway with his pants hanging down holding a picture of Ricky with a can of petrol and managing to set his knob on fire instead by accident.
LOL I see pretty much everyone had the same thought when they clicked on this thread. I hear TFFP is directing the show ( sorry 'migo I thought you would want a mention! )