Sky Sources: Hatton to retire

Battle of the Pie Men, I like the sound of that

 

"He's forming a career as a stand-up comedian."

I'd love to know what some of his gags are. :think

 

You must have heard them all already, he repeats them on every show he appears on

 

No mate, never heard a single one of them, educate me.

 

"Me mum says 'ooooooo be careful' Geeee Mum, I hadn't thought of that, cheers"

Repeat ad nauseum

The White Dave Chappelle :good

 

'My dads so small etc etc......'

 

Passport photo being life-size, can handglide on a Dorito etc

 

To be fair his stand up is not that bad, his stories of his times as a fighter are very funny, his jokes are ****ing awful.

 

If you have seen Bernard Manning you have seen Hatton doing his stand up...:yep

I hope that he looks after himself in retirement...:good

 

" Imagine you found Mike Tyson in bed with your Mrs, you would tuck him in "

 

I think between a few of us on here we could quote his entire act

 

i wouldnt worry too much bout his health. hes only doing what 80% of over 30 true british males do anyway. get pissed and eat ****. jeez my grandads done it all his life and hes pushing 80 and fit as a fiddle. enjoy retirement ricky son. have a guiness , and a chicken and prawn balti on me.

 

No that's wrong mate, like I said earlier there has hardly been one day in the last ten months he hasn't had a drink, that is not what 80% of males his age do, very worrying if you ask me.

 

Knighty.....

Your grandad probably didn't have a. the millions of pounds in the bank and b. the spare time throughout the day that Hatton has. Hatton is getting pissed EVERY night and there's no limitations to the amount of money he can spend doing so :good

 

Agreed. BUT if he was more disciplined he could have maybe added a few more years to his career. But that never interested Hatton. FW showed him how to get rich and he was more interested in being one of the "lads". Geez that line is tiresome. Il be very honest i wont miss him one iota.