Did you hear about the guy that walked into the bar with a frog on top of his head? The bartender said where in the hell did you get that from? The frog croaked "It started off from a wart on my ass.
A priest, a nun and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender looks at em and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
I am sick and tired of girls who wear clothes they know the clothes are either too tight or too revealing and they spend the whole time pulling it down to size (not really). Does that make sense? OHHHH what messes me up, is when females where something SUPER revealing, but with words on it. Now, you trying to read what the heck the message is and they cover up and call you a pervert. Like I was looking at your breast. I was trying to read your shirt..............I only looked for so long because I read slow.
I'm not an 'lol' person, but that **** literally made me laugh loud enough for my dog to stare at me.