Hey, leave Audley alone, man. His apartment smells of rich mahogany and he has many leather-bound books. He's kind of a big deal where he comes from.
This one time against a taxi driver, Audley broke his jaw and give a post-fight interview without even flinching.
With your avi and screen name, I can see how you would be particularly sensitive to how not fitting that nickname really is.
Carl "The Truth" Williams is my fave Other notables: Frankie "The Surgeon" Randall "Jersey" Joe Walcott