The Eddie Hearn Appreciation Thread

There's new kid on the block gaining love and devotion,
For his wit and his charm and his #newagepromotion,
Making friends with his fighters and selling out shows,
And giving interviews to Kugan wherever he goes,
Telling it as it is, putting the rest to the sword,
As he talks without fear about risk and reward,
Carefully mapping his men's path to the top,
There's no sign #newagepromotion is going to stop,
Making sure his fighters are paid exactly what they earn,
He's bright, he's the future, his name's Eddie Hearn

 

This. As much as I'd like to see Price on Sky I think Maloney has the Tongan Death Grip on him.

 

The passion for boxing inside the man is tremendous. You only have to see how he prematurely ejaculated all over the ring in the Bute fight, he was in that ring celebrating before his own fighter!

The man, the myth, the legend that is - Eddie "The Warrior" Hearn.

 

He knows what he is!
He knows what he is!
Eddie Hearn!
He knows what he is!

A Haribo eating, New Age Promoter Warrior!

Some say......Eddie Hearn is that good, ahead of the game and master forward thinker, he visualizes matchmaking 500 years into the future.

Kell Brook in "THIS IS IT.....WE REALLY MEAN IT THIS TIME" 500.

 

Sorry mate, but my gaydar has just gone off the clock

 

Take a bow mate, quality.

 

Hearn is now most certainly leading the the way

 

Oh-what-wow
He's the greatest promoter
Oh-what-wow
That I've ever seen
Oh-what-wow
He's the greatest rascal
Oh-what-wow
The greatest warrior I've ever seen.

 

There he was just a-walkin' down the street, singin' "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"
Makin' his fights and butt rapin' Carl Froch singin' "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"
He looked good (looked good), he looked fine (looked fine)
He looked good, he looked fine and W-arren nearly lost his mind

Before they knew it he was top of the pile, singin' "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"
New age promotin' and creating PPV warriors, singin' "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"
They walked on (walked on) to his stable (this is it)
They walked on (to his stable) then Tony, Carl and Kell, shagged the f*ck out of Eddie Hearns horse, singin' "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"

 

Thread ruined.

 

For the past few years he's proved most able,
He's amassed without question a hell of a stable,
But people have a problem with the notion,
Of paying your fighters and new age promotion,
There can be no doubt that he's a pioneer,
He might shag your bird but he'll buy you a beer,
Forget about Frank he'll crash and burn,
Cos there's only one man and his name's Eddie Hearn.

 

:rofl

:happy

 

I have to say I did think Fury calling him a "one shirt millionaire" was funny though!

Never seen him wear that shirt again after that!

 

Which leads into..............

BANG BANG BANG BANG

THERES ONLY ONNNNNNNNNNNNNE EDDIE HEARN
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE EDDIE HEARN
WALKING ALONG
SINGING A SONG
WALKING IN A EDDIE WONDERLAND

Next time I go to a Hearn card, we must bang this one out. :beer :boohoo :klitfanb: :hey :deal