I'm in an internet cafe and just pissed myself laughing, causing everyone to turn and look at me. Oh well, I'm used to it...
Question - So Anthony, after your third world title win...your now a two division world champ.....what's next for the "man"? Answer - I need some time off because I have a sore back from shovelling all the cash I have made into my huge safe. Question - How long do you think you will need off? Answer - Not sure...its a lot of cash
First there was Fenech and his special friend Con. Now it's Mundine and the Three Stooges. ...very cruel Duke.
Question - Anthony Mundane....lots of people are waiting on your next move in the ring after winning another world title....some say you will fight Pavlik, Sturm or Bika....but I would rather reflect on you career to date....you left a half a million dollar per year NRL career to start boxing...many thought you have bitten off more than you could chew however over the last 9 years you have stamped you name in the boxing record books more than any of your fans or critics could have imagined.....what was your best win in your eyes? Answer - I have so many wins its hard to tell but let me give it a shot.....I think wining the Aussie title against Mark Bargero was my first big step....especially because Jeff Fenech was mouthing off saying I was a fraud and if I fight his champ I will get beaten....Jeff later said I was "the Man".....beating Sam and Guy was the next big thing for me as they are huge Aussie names....most people say I beat an over the hill Waters but he was fighting for regional titles and commonwealth titles leading up to the fight....The loss to Ottke was disappointing however wins against Obar, Ellis and Thornberry put me back in the big time....again lots of people say Thornberry was shot but he went the distance with Ottke and Joe and was fighting for titles in the same year I beat him...Joe and Sven failed to stop him but I did. Question - Next came 2 defeats how did you go with that? Answer - Bad judgement in the Saica fight....I thought I was ahead so I played it safe...bad move....then the Kessler fight....he was the better man...he was strong....don't know how he makes SMW...he's huge. Question - Since then you have had 13 fights with 13 wins....this puts you at the top 4 or 5 in the world at SMW and MW.....that's more than most people thought you would have achieved....congratulations Anthony...for a footy player you make a great boxer. Answer - I would just like to thank the haters for paying big dollars to watch my fights....I know you wanted to see me get KO'ed....you may have to wait another 22 fights before it happens again :yep
So Anthony , who is your role model, your inspiration to be the best..? Definitely Mohammad Ali. He is the best,I try to emulate him.I try to speak like him,however at times I struggle to put 2 sentences together, so I really don't make a lot of sense.Know what i'm saying baby. Also high on the list is Roy Jones Junior. You might find this hard to believe, but he actually has a similar style of fighting to myself, aka,the man..Must have been watching me develop my style against the likes of Thornberry and Sam Solimon, and the 30 other tomato cans I have whooped in my legendary career that's culminated in me winning paper title over paper title. Redfern in the house baby!
AM; hey danny (weidler), pull your dick from my ass, and lets do this interview... DW. aawwww, do i have to..? AM; cmon danny, youve shot your loads all over me already tonight.... DW; ok anty poo, so..... good to your word ,you are going to step up now. i hear you are to fight someone called 'medley'? who is he? AM; man, he is a welterweight monster. an all time great. hes even been in the newspaper in his home town a few times, and kod his girlfriend with one punch!!! DW; wow. you are really taking a risk this time anty poo........do be careful darling.. AM; dont forget danny, im the man, i can out run speeding snails, jump tall matchboxes with a single bound.... DW. ooohhhhh, anty...i know...and i love you.... (this interview is making me sick. can someone else please finish reading it...) .
'Time to fess up. I never intended to fight anyone any good. I'm the fraud you've always suspected I was' - A.M.