***The Larry Merchant Quotes Express***

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  1. lefthook31

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    Mike Grant is the heir apparent
     
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    During the Mayweather/Baldomir post fight interview, Mayweather catches a hissy fit when Merchant asks him if he (mayweather) felt the fight was entertaining since people were walking out before it was finished. Floyd then said "Well u dont know nothing about boxing. Stick to commentating"

    Larry replies with: "Well that's what i'm doing Floyd, i'm commenting and asking u a question" LOL.
     
  3. Il Duce

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    Larry Merchant;
    'If this Arturo Gatti - Mickey Ward III fight ends in a draw, we'll push for a
    fourth fight'

    Jim Lampley;
    'I don't think that would be wise Larry'

    Larry Merchant;
    'It would be what the public would want, and I think we should give it to them'

    Jim Lampley;
    'I don't think the public wants to see (2) fighters beat each other half to death, for
    your enjoyment'
     
  4. Il Duce

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    Larry Merchant;
    'The boxing promoters should help train their fighters in business management, so after their career is over, they could have another career'

    Mickey Duff;
    'Well than Larry, they would training them to be in direct competition with them in the future. In other words, help develop competition.'

    Larry Merchant;
    'Well whats wrong with that.'

    Mickey Duff;
    'Well Larry, I don't see you going out of your way to help new boxing commentators'

    Larry Merchant;
    'Well ummm'

    Mickey Duff;
    'Ive heard by some *******, that its good for competition.'
     
  5. Il Duce

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    Larry Merchant;
    'George boxing is like '21' in Las Vegas. Sometimes you have to take a hit, to see what's
    coming next'

    George Foreman;
    'Yeah Larry, just like sticking your head out of the window in a moving car.'
     
  6. Il Duce

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    Larry Merchant;
    'George, he earned this title shot by winning the All-Asian Pacific Championship.

    George Foreman;
    'I've seen better championship fights on ghetto street corners in Houston.

    Larry Merchant;
    'But George, that was a legitimate eliminator held in the Phillipines, and they were fighting for the Presidents Trophy'

    George Foreman;
    'You ever see two guys fighting for a bicycle on the corner of Washington Street and
    Main Street in Houston'.
     
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    Foreman has Merchant's number.:lol:
     
  8. Il Duce

    Il Duce Boxing Addict Full Member

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    George Foreman eats Larry's lunch every time their in the 'so-called'
    booth together.:D

    Larry Merchant;
    'George, he fights like he brought his lunch box with him'

    George Foreman;
    'I hope he has Twinkie's in their'
     
  9. Il Duce

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    Larry Merchant:
    ' George, I've never seen so much action in a small area in my life'

    George Foreman;
    'Larry, I guess you've never been to McDonald's on 6th Street at lunchtime'
     
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    Great quotes! Foreman owned Larry.
     
  11. Il Duce

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    Larry Merchant;
    'George, why isn't he going for the head, its wide open'

    George Foreman;
    'Maybe he doesn't want to hurt him Larry'

    Larry Merchant;
    'This isn't Tiddly-Winks George, he's a fighter and he's supposed to be hurting the other guy'

    George Foreman;
    'Maybe he's a compassionate human being Larry', did you ever take that into account'
     
  12. Il Duce

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    Larry Merchant;
    'My job here George, is to provide a commentary. I'm not here to make friends'

    Georeg Foreman;
    'Yes Larry, but you don't have to be mean while your doing it'

    Larry Merchant;
    'I provide an in-depth view George, and historical evaluation'

    George Foreman;
    'Larry, these guys are just fighters, not historians'
     
  13. Il Duce

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    Larry Merchant;
    ' We need to a get a translator in the their, to find out just what he's saying to his cornerman'.

    George Foreman;
    " Larry, I've seen that look before, we don't need a translator'

    Larry Merchant;
    'George, we need to be accurate, just what does that look say'

    George Foreman;
    'Get me out of here'
     
  14. Rico Spadafora

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    when he talked about Zab Judah's platinum teeth and he said:

    "Too bad they are enclosed in Glass" talking about his Glass Jaw :lol::rofl:patsch

    And my all time favorite is early in Oscar's career he was coming out to some Mariachi music and Merchant said "This ring entrance sucks" :lol::rofl:patsch
     
  15. AlexK

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    Il Duce, are you making all those quotes up? **** is hilarious.