Things Commentators Say That Make You Cringe

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  1. Slyk

    Slyk Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Whenever I hear a commentator (always the fellas who've never stepped in a ring) say "straight jab" or "left jab" for an orthodox fighter I feel a twinge of pain. A straight jab? And this is your job?

    The inability to tell when a punch is blocked vs. effectively landed is another.

    What are some general commentary annoyances?
     
  2. expljose

    expljose Active Member Full Member

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    Fighter A is pounding fighter B ...they'll sy this ol chestnut

    "Fighter B has to do more" ...

    Anything else nostradaumus
     
  3. CST80

    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    When Sergio Mora calls grizzled veterans, grisly veterans.:lol:
     
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  4. Sinew

    Sinew The Assassin Full Member

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    "When a boxer shakes his head no , it usually means the punch really did hurt"
     
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  5. Willie Maeket

    Willie Maeket "40 Acres and Mule" -General William T. Sherman Full Member

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    Everything Larry Merchant has said or done. Yet, I miss that old wind bag, he knew how to really mind **** a fighter.
    He was like a boxing Jedi just saying whatever the hell he felt like and HBO was cool with it.

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    IsaL VIP Member Full Member

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    When I hear the HBO commentary, any, except for RJJ, he had some good moments.
     
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  7. roughdiamond

    roughdiamond Ridin' the rails... Full Member

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    Anything Sky says.

    Anything Mallinagi says.

    Anything Freddie Percheco said.

    Richie Woodhall always favours the long range boxer lol.

    Max Kellerman is annoying.

    Why can't commentators just call the fight instead of being a biased propaganda hype machine or going on minute long rants?
     
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  8. Robney

    Robney ᴻᴼ ᴸᴼᴻᴳᴲᴿ ᴲ۷ᴵᴸ Full Member

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    The excessive use of the word "lineal" in ESPN broadcasts nowadays.
     
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  9. roughdiamond

    roughdiamond Ridin' the rails... Full Member

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    'That's just Loma'.

    Ugh.
     
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  10. ShovelHook

    ShovelHook Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Because real commentators don't get paid by tv networks.
     
  11. KO KIDD

    KO KIDD Loyal Member Full Member

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    Really just ignoring the work of a fighter
     
  12. George Crowcroft

    George Crowcroft He Who Saw The Deep Full Member

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    How Adam Smith says Sergey Kovalev
     
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    Gennady Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Max “story of the fight” Kellerman

    Jim “the draw is a highly acceptable result” Lampley
     
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    81ZAR Dr. Steelhammer Full Member

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    UK commentators gushing about Anthony Joshua and hyping up everything he does.
     
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    MeatFeastMan Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Anything that comes out of David Haye's mouth.
     
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