Tomasz Adamek vs. Nikolai Valuev

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Nuff said.

 

im jokin dude

believe it or not adamek is my second favorite heavyweight, dude is a warrior whats not to like?

 

Are...you ....insane? Adamek had trouble with Arreola who's only 6'3-64! Valuev nearly a foot taller than that! You're talking about a man who's talking about fighting the likes of Michael Grant as his next step in preparation and Grant isn't even close to as big as Valuev either! There is no contest! Tiny former 175-pounder VS the largest/biggest pugilist of all times?! You must be Polish!

 

ok, all jokes aside...this fight is a huge mismatch.

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I know. Adamek gets crushed by Niko.

 

Alright, now I'm just pissed. I held off out of respect to the TS, and now everybody's making jokes about Niko! :twisted:

 

Where you are mad...I am just sad. I pity these people and their pitiful existence, turning away from the light that is He. If only they could know the joy that we share.

 

Alright, let me break it down for you:

First of all, there's no way Adamek's gonna get past Niko's jab. No god damn way. If you think that, pffffffffff! You don't know **** about boxing. Ask Evander Holyfield what it's like to eat a few jabs from Niko. On second thought, don't ask him at all. He doesn't remember. He buried those memories with self hypnosis. He still thinks he's champion of the world.

Secondly, there's a hell of a lot more going on here than a size mismatch. Niko's going to be goading Adamek all night long. "You think you're as fast as me? Try it. Just try it." You wanna throw something? BANG! Trying for an uppercut on the Beast Of The East? BANG! BANG! BANG!

I could go on and on, but I think I've made my point. Niko has EVERY advantage. Everything Adamek does, Niko does better:

Footwork: Niko
Speed: Niko
Power: Niko
Ring Generalship: Niko
Pączki: Adamek
Experience: Niko
Body Hair: Niko
Jab: Niko
Chin: Niko
Good looks: Niko
Fashion: Niko
Size: Niko
Rap skills: Niko

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I..guess that's fair. But I wouldn't be shocked if Ni

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took that too! He's full of amazing surprises.

 

Valuev UD

 

Yeah, right. More like VALUEV BY BRUTAL DECAPITATION!

Adamek's neck would look just like this:

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Which, may I add, Ni

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just learned to make perfectly!

 

Alright, then. It's official:

Footwork: Niko
Speed: Niko
Power: Niko
Ring Generalship: Niko

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Experience: Niko
Body Hair: Niko
Jab: Niko
Chin: Niko
Good looks: Niko
Fashion: Niko
Size: Niko
Rap skills: Niko