WarMachine Went Berserk At Porn Party

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  1. snakerattle79

    snakerattle79 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    http://adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38765

    So much for War Machine's porn career.

    The Grand Vizier woke me up out of a sound slumber early Sunday morning and just gave me these highlights with promise of more to follow:

    "This looked like something out of a bad Vince McMahon script as this guy War Machine went nuts and began taking everyone on at this party," The Vizier says. "We're talking multiple assaults and battery with the cops after him."

    "War Machine’s own agent, Derek Hay, looked to be the primary target with a couple of shots to the head. Mika Tan’s Ex was KO’d as well & sent to hospital."

    “I never saw anything like it,” continued The Vizier. “War Machine was in kill mode. His fists were lethal weapons. Anyone who tried to get between him and Derek got taken down – hard.”
     
  2. Chileno606

    Chileno606 Gentleman & Scholar Full Member

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    :lol::patsch:happy:patsch:lol::bart.......:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl.....:think:patsch.......:yep:thumbsup
     
  3. ufoalf

    ufoalf Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Bipolar?
     
  4. rusty nails

    rusty nails Tszyu for PM!! Full Member

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    clever marketing?
     
  5. boxingcar

    boxingcar Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    LMFAO :rofl
     
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    audio101 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Where are the police reports?
     
  7. G.A.V.

    G.A.V. Guest

    The only part I took interest in. **** yeah, Mika Tan.
     
  8. Mazallan

    Mazallan ESB yes man Full Member

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    Pics.

    Anyone seen one of his films yet by the way?
     
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    chuffy ESB Hall Of Fame Member Full Member

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    chuffy ESB Hall Of Fame Member Full Member

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    :lol:
     
  11. nfc90210

    nfc90210 Active Member Full Member

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    I've been following War Machine on Twitter the past few weeks. It’s fascinating. He comes across like a ticking time bomb.
     
  12. Nosbor

    Nosbor Boxing Addict banned

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    You had me at Warmachine and beserk. Porn was merely icing on the cake.:D
     
  13. Tko4

    Tko4 Left high kick Full Member

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    Uh, oh. War Machine made the kings of San Fernando Valley mad, and now he's cut off from the endless parade of fake tits and bleached asses. If he ever wants to get back in their good graces, you all know what it's going to take: gay porn. I say give it a year. Before you know it, War Machine is going to be on film saying things like, "Give it to me, Keith!" Either that, or he ends up in jail, where he will probably be saying the same thing.
     
  14. nfc90210

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    Poor War Machine.

    http://www.kvbc.com/Global/story.asp?S=11593410

     
  15. Beebs

    Beebs Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Looks like he will have to settle for life (not a life sentance, just experiencing life there) a US prison or suicide by cop, as opposed to his dream of moving to a country with no rules (and ending up in their prisons briefly before being killed).

    Sadly he could have been a solid second level fighter or journeyman in the bigger orgs.

    I read a really interesting profile on him and people like him from a guy on another forum who is a conselor of some sort; he has the type of anger problem called "moral anger" I believe. Basically he is not totally wrong, a lot of people do act like idiots, but people like Mr. Machine (Mr. War Machine? Is it like "A Tribe Called Quest" or "A Pimp Named Slickback" where you have to say the whole thing?) constantly overreact and hold people to an impossible standard, and let their rage at others totally consume their reality, not letting them focus. Also they do things like get hand grenades tattooed on their neck or stare at people; they believe that they are "just being themselves" but are in reality intentionally looking for conflict in a passive aggresive way, since they want to be able to "justify" their anger as simply enforcing a moral code that everybody should follow.

    He is bat**** insane.