What actually happened to Brook in Tenerife...

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  1. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA Full Member

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    Being drunk (and not a big drinker) probably doesn't help.
     
  2. CONSTAR

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    I'd only run if there wasn't a long range weapon like a bat or a shovel around for me to use a broom stick or a chair could also do the job
     
  3. Serge

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    Did someone really just say that Jean-Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal aren't masters of any discipline? :patsch:rofl
     
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    Yea IB isn't well educated in non-boxing matters
     
  5. Serge

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    Seagal and Van Damme are THE masters. Period :patsch
     
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    "My fists make the speed of light wish it was faster/you may have freed the slaves but chuck is everyone's master" - Chuck Norris
     
  7. Barry Smith

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    And while you're in the process of picking up a bat, shovel, broomstick or chair I guess the knife man just stands there and waits for you:lol:

    This is why taking bullsh*t martial arts seriously is actually dangerous, not helpful in life threatening situations.
     
  8. CST80

    CST80 The Hesitant Nihilist Staff Member

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    Pure Speculation

    He was Cruising picked up a Spanish prostitute got stabbed in the butt but that wound closed up real quick, and then he didn't pay the dude so the guy machete'd him.
    And the night had started out so promisingly. They were drinking mojitos and slow dancing to this before that made their way Kell's place.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0T3FFrHtLE

    If Kell wasn't such a cheap b*****d the night would gone great.:-(
     
  9. theword

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    Masters of what exactly? It isn't acting and it damn sure isn't fighting.
     
  10. Serge

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    Norris is the genuine article no doubt but Van Damme and Seagal would paddle his ass lobster red raw. :deal
     
  11. Serge

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    :patsch:patsch

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  12. Unforgiven

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    Unless you're attacked in a neighbourhood that's littered with bats, shovels, broomsticks and chairs, I suggest running, yeah.
     
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  14. Serge

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    And Seagal isn't just a master of the martial arts and one of the world's leading actors he's also a master musician too. Seagal is a Renaissance Man if ever I saw one. :deal

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  15. theword

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    I agree that they're actors...unless...wait, you're not suggesting this is proof that they can fight, are you?