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Put the champagne and the beer away, it not Craney

guess I had too much of an alcohol buzz to see sense :verysad

remember, alcohol is a drug, and drugs are for mugs...don't be a teapot

 

and on that bombshell

Its been comedy Mr.Cooper, good day to you sir


The shame is, this stuff doesn't count on an Alt, you gotta reveal yourself


And you are: ...?

I'll do a Tyson Fury "Answer the question, you've got a big mouth?!"

so come on, son, if you wanna humiliate me, you gotta do it properly, not behind your fiftieth differen name, im not named after a dog chasing a cat playing with a frog or whatever

Hectors House, Leaf Cutter Ant, give me your real name son, or Ill go ****in Woodhouse on ya

 

i aint touched alcohol for 2 years dude

 

hes reminding me of that dick who was insulting Curtis on twitter

 

Good for you mate, more for me

 

he is actually pissing me off big time, he seems like a right sad ****

 

he sent me a PM saying hes not Craney lol whatever

 

He isn't, craney was funny,annoying yes, but also funny, whoever the **** this **** is, he may be a troll like craney, but he isnt funny, in the slightest

 

:yep yup hes certainly as a sad as ****

 

he's a virgin, bet he's never so much as punched a clock the ****

 

ah another wicket fallen, yeah that sounds about right

 

two can play at this game ya stupid ****


at least I never pretended to have a PA at work doing research on some nobody on a website...

did you honestly expect me to believe any of that shite? you need to get out more son

I have come to the conclusion that you were raped by Craney, you ****in sad **** now go **** yourself

how about when you described your PA to me (tall, middle aged redhead or something was it?) seriously, im not craney, dont try your ****in bull**** with me sad act

 

:happy:deal

 

This has exceeded my highest expectations:

1. I've wound you up something shocking (don't deny this, read your posts above)

2. You do (or did) believe I was (am) Craney which was my intent.

3. You have taken the time to search through a previous ALT's posts to find the above quote.

4. You profess to being sceptical about my P.A, yet in my days as Leaf Cutter Ant I received SEVERAL P.M's from you regarding her ie:

'Is she worth one'

'I like MILFS'

'Has she got a decent pair on her?'

'Don't suppose you've got a pic'

But I'm the one who's a SAD ACT??

It's odd that you didn't express this scepticism at the time of Leaf Cutter Ant.

5. Keep ranting at me Brenda your increasingly splenetic and profanity laden rants make my joy all the sweeter (and the fact you now have an acolyte in the shape of this cretin Essex is a added bonus)

6. Ah the patronising 'son' again, it's hilarious how you keep taking the moral high ground with me yet continue to shred your already minimal credibility/dignity further with this continued assault.

Over to you Brenda :hi: