Who wins: Prime Jesus of Nazereth, Son of God vs Prime Manny Pacquiao?

Yeah, I think a lot of J of N's career was staged or fixed. I find many of his biggest victories to be dubious, quite possibly mob influenced. On top of that, he was a pacifist, so I say Pacquiao by knockout in 1.

 

that's right, submit yourself to him you *****..:yep

 

I'll get aboard, cause it is hysterical watching people go nuts about the blasphemy!

I think Jesus would go down hard. He is too soft. I picture it all happening a bit like Wladimir. His cornerman Judas would cover him in vaseline and drug his drink all for 30 pieces of silver.
After a few rounds where he would look great he would suddenly gas. Seriously, he would be so slow it would be like he was nailed to the spot.

But, again similar to Wladimir, he has an older, tougher and meaner relative. Just as soon as Pacman starts his speech after beating Jesus, Big Daddy would smite Pac with a lightning bolt and throw a plague of locusts up his butt for good measure.

God KTFO Pac round 1.

 

I would'nt waste my time with this!:-(

 

I cant see Pac losing to a carpenter.

 

This blasphemy won't go unnoticed and will echo in the annals of eternity. Thank God Jesus is no Allah otherwise a fatwa is in order.

But yeah, there's a gazillion of em regular guys named Jesus in Mexico & Philippines and Pac KOs em all.

 

Jesus looks to weigh in at about 160 in most Biblical renderings so it would probably be at a catch weight, which would favour Jesus. The early going would probably see Pac build a lead on the back of his ability to move in and out so effectively, but Jesus' whiskers will prove more durable that Hatton's or Cotto's... And the ability to perform miracles will make a difference as the fight wears on. Jesus by 11th round manipulation of heavenly lighting bolts.

 

Ah, ah, ah. Queensbury rules, no heavenly lightning bolts are allowed. Pac by DQ if one comes around.

 

Jesus starts out using a stiff jab and frustrating the Filipino with his movement. Every time Pacquiao tries to rush the Son of God, Jesus makes sure to tie Pac up and smother Pac's offense.

This continues until late in the fight when Jesus' fabled stamina starts to fade from Pac's unrelenting pressure. With one minute left in the 10th round, the Son of Man is sent to the canvas by a straight left hand down the pike. Jesus gets an 8 count from the ref but manages to survive by covering up and holding on.

By the start of the 11th, however, Jesus' legs are still wobbly and Pac soon drops Jesus again with a quick right-left combo. Jesus gamely beats the count, looks skyward and mumbles something about being forsaken, and is subsequently finished off by the indomitable pound-for-pound champion following a flurry of unanswered punches. The ref halts the contest.

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WTF, dude, you must be kidding. atsch Jesus has proven his stamina time and time again. He was known to walk the holy path for years, in the lead-up to fights one would assume his roadwork would be extremely demanding from that alone.

 

lets not forget though, jesus took an absolute whipping from a few italian fighters and had been dropped quite a few times. he barely made to the end & pac def has a lot more mustard behind his punches than those guys

 

Pacquiao to KO Jesus in the 666th round :evil:.

 

Yep. Pacquiao would have ****ed that skinny long haired hippie up.