Who wins: Prime Jesus of Nazereth, Son of God vs Prime Manny Pacquiao?

Oh man, we are going straight to hell.

 

OK, but to be fair, those Italian guys fought dirty, almost Bernard Hopkins - level dirty.

Still I am leaning towards Pacquiao. Jesus announced his comeback 2000 ears ago and we are still waiting. That's too much ring rust for anyone.

 

Depends on how long it goes, too. In between every round, Jesus could turn Pac's water into wine and really mess with him.

I said I'd never pick against Pacquiao again, but I think I would in this one. Jesus by TKO.

 

It's one thing to carry the cross and face the Romans' lashes, but Pacquiao is a whole different ballgame! :rasta

 

Where's KingKong and Godzilla in that poll???

Lame

 

Come on, man. You know Jesus got gift decisions in his hometown of Nazareth, it was only because his contract was running out and Pilate was in charge and sacrificed him to the Romans that he lost. I mean, he was hardly going to stand a chance when he was getting crucified in there. I'm stunned that he was able to keep his title despite losing that fight on cuts (**** the no contest, he lost it clearly, I didn't give him a round, he hit a powerful prayer in the 2nd round and a huge parable in the 3rd but that was it), he was getting hammered in there.

Yadayadayada, I'm not good at this.

Powerful posts though, to quote one Studly Cannon.

 

Jesus is a tough dude. He was back after three days ( but only to declare his resignation from the world )

 

he had a pretty good stamina carrying a big cross in his training.

 

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