Wilder's windmills of the ring...

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  1. Entaowed

    Entaowed Boxing Addict banned Full Member

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    Eh, they might be OK as close in an informal poem, but Pep & Step are definitely not rhymes with Greb.
     
  2. LitoCandela

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    Skills all day in this video.
     
  3. Holler

    Holler What a cocky saucy ****** this one is Full Member

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    Now the rematch is upon us, another verse of this I'll type,
    Tis the way that I can cope with all the never ending hype,
    For the bombers fans amnesia it continues TILL THIS DAY,
    Can't accept he lost that fight no matter what the scorecards say,
    Now the talk is that mark breland taught bronze bomber what to do,
    Bet the day he took that job on is a day he'll always rue,
    Just what more can Deontay bring than his windmills of the ring?
     
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  4. ipitythefool

    ipitythefool Prediction ? Pain Full Member

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    There once was a lad called Wilder
    He thought he was the best
    But an ancient man from Cuba
    Had been his only real test

    He then fought the big Manc Fury
    Who was clearly no fool
    And despite a couple of knockdowns
    Took Wilder to elementary school

    They soon face each other next
    The winner looks a toss up
    Will Wilder retain his title ?
    Or will he just be a big dosser ?


    Not of the quality of prose of @Holler which is Shakespearean but all i can do is my best.
     
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  5. Holler

    Holler What a cocky saucy ****** this one is Full Member

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    I like your rejection of rhyme scheme and meter in the third stanza. As if overcome by the spirit of Ezra Pound himself, you eschew the paltry constraints that hitherto held you back and embark upon the wild prairies of free verse.
     
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  6. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA Full Member

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    @Holler you need to record this.
     
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  7. Babality

    Babality KTFO!!!!!!! Full Member

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    Imagine a Tyson uppercut detonating on his chin while he's doing that. Tyson would catch a body, like Deontay says.
     
  8. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA Full Member

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    Tyson...Fury?

    ...or Mike Tyson?

    Because if the latter then yes, quite literally, Wilder dies.
     
  9. Babality

    Babality KTFO!!!!!!! Full Member

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    The guy in my avatar.
     
  10. sid

    sid Boxing Addict Full Member

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    How about Wa*ki*g Windmill Fury was on about this sort of thing.
     
  11. IntentionalButt

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    Oh good. I really don't want to see people throwing around "Tyson" by itself as if Fury has earned that particular mononym. He likely never will.
     
  12. Holler

    Holler What a cocky saucy ****** this one is Full Member

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    Well we finally got our answers as to what Deontay knew,
    About boxing very little seems he didn't have a clue,
    In the first he landed a punch but the watching fans weren't fooled,
    Tyson Fury began to advance and the Bronze Bomber was schooled,
    In the seventh watching Breland finally called a welcome halt,
    Deontay took it with the grace of someone all filled up with salt.
    Fury never felt the sting, of the windmills of the ring,
     
  13. ikrasevic

    ikrasevic War for Souls Full Member

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    If he had hit the refree, the video would have been even more interesting.
     
  14. Holler

    Holler What a cocky saucy ****** this one is Full Member

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    Especially if the ref wasn't stunned.

    If I had the mad CGI skillsz I'd have Wilder continue to windmill as the ref holds onto him and slowly see the pair of them rise into the air.
     
  15. catchwtboxing

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    This is a masterpiece amongst materpieces. Your Mona Lisa. The one they will remember you for.
     
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