You know you've watched too much boxing when....

Hitting the David Haye is a common one.

Calling a line of coke having a "ricky"

Shadow boxing the dog throwing light jabs and hooks.

 

Yes absolutely

 

Turning the lights off in my bedroom and pissing the missus off by trying to get into bed before it goes dark.

Dubstep quicker than Ali - fact.

 

Enzo instead of Down :deal

 

Wanting to touch gloves with someone if you bang into them or accidentally headbutt them, for example in a shopping centre

 

If you find yourself on the floor in whatever situation, protesting that "it was a slip"

 

..you can't see what the fuss about FIFA and football being "corrupt" is all about

 

:rofl This.

156lb at the minute, 2 week holiday in Mexico spoiled my chances for a title shot with Cotto. Cant be arsed in doing cardio! :bbb

 

:deal

201lbs, 6'1, a fat heavyweight basically

 

When you don't even need an alarm to wake up for the main event at stupid o'clock. The body just knows

 

You're blatantly an orthodox in nature but act like your southpaw because you think it looks better

 

:deal

 

when you use boxing events as similies when speaking e.g. that goal was as late as Chávez vs Taylor.

I actually know the Mexican national anthem.

 

I actually really like the Yank national anthem, cos you know whats coming next.

 

When you're pissed in a nightclub and you start shadowboxing.
When you need to go under a metal railing or something and you go under it, stop halfway through, put your head back on the other side then proceed through it like Tony Bellew and a host of other boxers do when they go through the ropes.
When someone's just play fighting with you and you put on your most serious boxing stance.
When you genuinely get pissed off when people say something wrong about boxing.