You might be a hardcore boxing fan if...

I've had a few of those. I'm definitely no pysychic though because the outcome of my dreams have always been waaayy off from the actual results. :yep

 

Its 9 in the morning and I should have left for work already.

 

you always think about pacman 24/7

 

You practice your killer left hook right hook combination on the hanging skeleton in the anatomy lab when no one is looking.

 

Imagine yourself as the star of a 24/7

 

Ur pops was correct, Mike Tyson in his prime would beat any heavyweight head to head

 

That is not a boxing fan, thats a nutthugger

 

I thought it was just me that did that.

 

If you watch crappy German streams at 4 p.m. on a Saturday just to watch a fight between two prospects, you're probably a hardcore boxing fan.

 

When you refer to any one sided humiliating brutal ass whipping in anything, sport or otherwise as getting "Lacy'd"

 

-When you talk at work about how crazy it is that Valero killed himself. And everybody gives you this look like "Who the **** is Valero"?

-When your wife already knows that you are going to show her a boxing video as soon as you have youtube on your browser.

-When eveyrbody is looking at you to see your face expressions when Pacquiao is whooping Cotto's ass and they think you are going to cry.

-When you meet a filipino girl at a party and the first thing you ask her is what do you think about the upcoming cotto-pac fight

 

When you visit your parents and they've kept cuttings of boxing newspaper articles for you to read.

When your mum says she likes Haye because he's good looking, and all you can think it 'Haye is a great promoter'

Making your mates sit through Harrison-Sprott, and subtly turning the volume up now and then when they're talking too loud

Picking up a newspaper the Monday after a Klitschko was on, and being overjoyed if it even gets the vaguest mention

Being at the Haye-Ruiz fight, and being genuinely excited to see Ruiz walk out

Yes. We must look like ****s :yep

 

Here's one; chatting to a couple of Finnish girls in a club, and asking if they know Robert Helenius

They didn't :twisted:

 

every time i meet someone from an obscure nation the first thing i do is ask if they know the most famous boxer form that country at the time and then discuss at length lol

i met a girl from Denmark and she was back peddling as i was spouting drunk about the Viking Warrior and talking ****

 

I live Uptown, sort of by S. Carrolton.